What you wont do on a cruise!

[WinnipegCruiser]

 

(my only previous cruises were on a Navy ship!)

 

Thank you for your service.

[robwhite61]

I will not be doing anything I don't want to do

[mactrio]

I WILL NOT answer my cell

I WILL NOT go online (laptop stays home)

I WILL NOT do laundry

I WILL NOT let others ruin my cruise

I WILL NOT be on a schedule

I WILL NOT cook or do dishes

 

I WILL HAVE FUN AND I WILL RELAX!!!!

[msshawn]

I will not have to listen to my supervisor talk about nothing or talking to himself

[kelkel2]

I will not set an alarm

I will not get up at 4 am, instead I will go to bed at 4 :D

I will not even think about work

I will not answer my cell phone

I will not miss a drink of the day

[acesallyelton]

I will not have to get up at 6am for work.

I will not have to go to bed early because of getting up at 6am for work.

I will not have to house clean, cook, do laundry or clean the kitty litter box.

 

and, most importantly,

 

I will not have to deal with the harsh Maritime Canadian winter!

[Almost Packed]

Instead of thinking about what I will do on my cruise, I am now thinking about what I will NOT do.

 

I will not have to answer the phone.

I will not have to do any work.

I will not have to carry my cell phone everywhere I go.

I will not have to make sure to let the dog out.

I will not have to make the bed.

I will not have to make dinner, or load the dishwasher, or unload the dishwasher.

 

Know what I mean? I am beginning to think that taking a cruise is more about what you don't do than what you do do......

 

my first cruise, i was exhausted. I did nothing but sleep and played in the casino. That's it. No decks, no pool, no hot tub etc. We just vegged on the balcony and hung out in the casino. It was a great cruise! I love doing nothing sometimes! it's really doing something!

[M&MGirl1]

I will not contact work in any way. If my department can't live without me for a week I will NOT feel sorry for them.

I will not have to worry about drinking too much and running into a student or parent.

I will not have to look at a computer or cell phone.

I will not have to put down a good book to go to bed early so I'm able to get up and go to work the next morning.

I will not have to do anything that resembles a chore or errand and I WILL love EVERY minute of my vacation!!!

 

 

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[sweetlissa]

I will not:

Sweat the small stuff

Whine about little things

Be rude to anyone

Worry if the cruise gets diverted (I sail in the fall usually)

Pay attention to how others dress or allow them to bother me at all

Pay attention to how much others eat (never have, never will)

Pay attention so someone elses whining or complaining

I will

have an awesome time

try something new (activity, food)

have at least 1 DOD every day

always remember to say thank you to those that help make my cruise wonderful (friends, husband and/or staff)

make new friends and enjoy the old friends

:-) Carole

 

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[Kaboochi]

I won't have a bad time

[TabFox]

I will NOT worry that I don't have a perfect bathing suit body

I will NOT worry what others think if I decide to dance on the lido deck...alone!

I will NOT rush to get off the ship at the end of the week.

I will NOT book another cruise.....ok, that's a lie!

[Ehpride]

I will not use electronics

I will not watch my calories

I will not do laundry or dishes

I will not go to work

I will not go to bed early!

[marshhawk]

What I learned from previous cruises- I will not go and waste time playing- to eat at the Mongolian Grill(highly overrated)

I will not stuff myself on food because it is there-:oI will stuff myself on things I want to eat, like those great little cakes at tea time:D

I will not miss a movie I want to see, because I "don't have time"

I will not forget to say please and thank you to everyone.

I will not complain if I do one laod of laundry, because I am doing it on a ship:)

[vuildog]

Have a care in the world!:D:D:D

[Scooter McGavin]

Instead of thinking about what I will do on my cruise, I am now thinking about what I will NOT do.

 

I will not have to answer the phone.

I will not have to do any work.

I will not have to carry my cell phone everywhere I go.

I will not have to make sure to let the dog out.

I will not have to make the bed.

I will not have to make dinner, or load the dishwasher, or unload the dishwasher.

 

Know what I mean? I am beginning to think that taking a cruise is more about what you don't do than what you do do......

 

I completely agree! And you said "do do".

[trosmiles2u]

I will not....(thoughts from a cardiac nurse)

 

Be treated like your maid one minute and then expected to save your butt when things aren't going well

 

Skip my lunch break during a 12 hr shift

 

Help anyone to the bathroom

 

Have to convince anyone (I'm not mentioning any names, you new docs know who you are) why their choices (orders) are a bad idea.

 

Have to apologize to anyone because their stay at the hospital didn't meet expectations of a 5 star hotel!!!

 

I love my job and go the extra mile but it does kill me sometimes when I see firsthand the snobbery and audacity of some people who feel entitled.

[ContingentSea]

I will not try to tell the Captain how to steer the ship! :eek:

[sara_jordan01]

I will NOT be on a DIET :D

 

 

I LOVE the way you think!!!

[NotWthOutablcony]

I am loving these!!!! And the OP is right, it really is about the things you will not do, so here is mine! (be prepared, I am a hundred miles an hour every day)

I will not:

Wake to an alarm

Go grocery shopping

Make his lunch

Make dinner

Give my cat his insulin in the AM

Give my cat his insulin in the PM

Clean a litter box

Let the dog out

Feed the cats twice a day

Yell at the dog for eating the cats food

Plan any meals

Make any lists

Pay any bills

Listen to my cell phone ring constantly

Do any laundry

Load and unload the dishwasher

Clean any messes/spills

Make my own coffee(huge coffee drinker)

Diet

Take an elevator for any reason

Read my emails

And last, drive ANYWHERE!

I will:

Sit on my balcony

Eat rich foods

Have dessert at every meal

Have a drink or two (never drink)

Enjoy my time with my fiancé and parents

Watch my fiancée enjoy his first cruise

Laugh out loud

Smile and be happy

Shop

Gamble

NAP!!!!

[MSRussell]

Have to make ONE pot of coffee. I live alone and it will be luxury for room service.

Going Any time dining this time I will not have to rush to get to the MDR...if I want, I will eat dinner on the Lido.

This time, I won't have to wait in line to board the ship. (petty, I know)

Melanie

[momtoabowhead]

I will not hear 'Momma, poopoos!' or change a diaper, although admittedly I will miss my little girl.

[Trish12345]

I will not wear my bathing suit to the MDR even with a nice thin short cover up

[AZ Karaoke Girl]

Wow...isn't that the truth!! I have the same list...plus, I won't have to make sure I have a designated driver if I have one too many cocktails!!:o

 

I can drink all I want as long as I can walk to my cabin, I'm good.

 

I will NOT be on a DIET :D

 

I must say I love many things others have said. I agree with the not answering phones and email but on top of all those great things I will NOT do I am going to add a big one......at least for me since I drive 50k miles a year. I'm an outside salesperson.....

 

 

I will NOT have to drive!

 

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I drive 100 miles round trip a day to work & back so I won't have to drive for 7 days OMG!!!!!!!:p

 

I will not have to grocery shop or plan a meal or cook dinner.

 

I will not let anyone ruin my fun

 

Plus all the others like not make my bed, do the dishes etc. Looking forward to a week off from work (at home & at work):D

 

Great thread OP, thanks for posting.

[RICKnVICK]

I will not worry that I can't sing....I will do it anyway in the Piano Bar with drink in hand of course!!!

 

Vicki

[Daycare_98]

I will not: (coming from an In-Home daycare Provider)

 

Change a diaper

Wipe a snotty nose

Cook lunch for 6 kids under 3

Break up fights

Listen to "she/hit me"

 

And most importantly

 

I will NOT worry about the captain. I know Carnival hires amazing staff and we will arrive to our destination as long as its safe and if not I'm confident the captain will steer us out off harms way.