Ordering drinks with weird names...

[tassycatt]

so if you go to the bar and order say...A Kiss on the Lips or maybe a Sandy Vagina...do they ever try to be a smart a$$? If I order a Kiss on the Lips and he starts puckerin up...Im outta there!:confused:

[H82seaUgo]

so if you go to the bar and order say...A Kiss on the Lips or maybe a Sandy Vagina...do they ever try to be a smart a$$? If I order a Kiss on the Lips and he starts puckerin up...Im outta there!:confused:

 

while a kid is filling his soda with a soda card?

[Cruzface]

Lol! They are usually very professional. That being said, I would not order a "sex on the beach" at Orient Beach in St. Maarten (right side facing water). You'll just have to trust me on that...

[tassycatt]

while a kid is filling his soda with a soda card?

 

well, it WAS a hypothetical question and while wondering I didnt place different aged customers around me ordering various alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks. But thanks for your very random and not so helpful reply.

[H82seaUgo]

well, it WAS a hypothetical question

 

so is mine.

[PittsburghGirlee]

I think it is hysterical when my DH goes up to a male bartender and asks for a "Kiss on the Lips". (for me, of course);)

 

I go myself when the bartender is ..... "ahhhhhhhh":D!!!!!

[momof3cruisers]

Lol! They are usually very professional. That being said, I would not order a "sex on the beach" at Orient Beach in St. Maarten (right side facing water). You'll just have to trust me on that...

 

Thanks for the warning!

 

What on earth is a sandy vagina? That sounds extremely unappealing!

[MagicMike]

Ingredients

 

 

• 3/4 oz. Vodka, raspberry
  
• 3/4 oz. Vodka, vanilla
  
• Fill with 7-up
  
• 1 splash Cranberry Juice
  
• 1 splash Sour Mix
  

Mixing Instructions

 

Add flavored vodkas to a highball glass with ice. Add a dash of sour mix, then fill with 7-up. Splash cranberry juice on top.

[cruise_pirate]

What on earth is a sandy vagina? That sounds extremely unappealing!

 

Should be the DOD on embarkation day!:D

[theneals4]

When i ordered my drinks,they never blinked twice. I went to get a "kiss on the lips" at the casino bar and there was a female bartender. I didnt even think twice that it was chick and when i asked, she didnt even blink. But my lovely husband walked up and said, oh what did you ask her for? i said a "kiss on the lips" oh goes, did she give you one?? I said no shes making it right now and then it dawned on me. I looked over and he was just smiling. I said you would think like that wouldnt you?? He just laughed.

 

But other than that, they never acted other than professional when we asked for drinks with funky names.

[lego7191]

Lol! They are usually very professional. That being said, I would not order a "sex on the beach" at Orient Beach in St. Maarten (right side facing water). You'll just have to trust me on that...

 

Come on! What's the story behind this! I need some Friday humor! :D

[Sadat1366]

so if you go to the bar and order say...A Kiss on the Lips or maybe a Sandy Vagina...do they ever try to be a smart a$$? If I order a Kiss on the Lips and he starts puckerin up...Im outta there!:confused:

 

Pssshhh...If the bartender looks something like George Clooney, John Travolta, Johnny Depp or take your pick of another good looking man you can think of, you might not be so "outta there"....lol

[ItsAllAboutTheSass]

Should be the DOD on embarkation day!:D

 

 

Official drink of Half Moon Cay.

[5waldos]

Lol! They are usually very professional. That being said, I would not order a "sex on the beach" at Orient Beach in St. Maarten (right side facing water). You'll just have to trust me on that...

 

:eek: Couldn't agree more!

 

I get somewhat embarrassed about ordering some of the drinks if truth be know. But no- the bartenders keep a straight face. How I don't know.

[Bikkek]

:eek:

I get somewhat embarrassed about ordering some of the drinks if truth be know. But no- the bartenders keep a straight face. How I don't know.

 

How? They're trained to act like professionals and not to respond like grade 6 boys - gotta remember, also, that most other cultures aren't as uptight about sex as we are. .

[5waldos]

How? They're trained to act like professionals and not to respond like grade 6 boys - gotta remember, also, that most other cultures aren't as uptight about sex as we are. .

 

First, the drinks are named by grade 6 boys, obviously. And also, although many cultures aren't as uptight about sex, many of the countries a lot of the staff come from are even more uptight.

[Smithkids5521]

What on earth is a sandy vagina? That sounds extremely unappealing!

 

I bet that's a phrase you didn't think you would be typing today, huh? ;)

[Smithkids5521]

But no- the bartenders keep a straight face. How I don't know.

 

I think it is that they have heard those drink names thousands and thousands of times...it might have been funny the first few hundred times (sandy vagina...hahaha!), but after a while I'm sure it loses it's humor! LOL!! ;)

[Cruzface]

Come on! What's the story behind this! I need some Friday humor! :D

 

It's the nude side of the beach. And if you ever went there you would be very afraid that someone might take you up on it. :eek:

[KruznKel]

Official drink of Half Moon Cay.

 

I thought it was Jacks Shack on Grand Turk.. that is well known for that drink.. never heard it mentioned at HMC...

[elcuchio24]

I'm sure you could find some drink name to make them blush, but something like Kiss on the Lips they probably get an order for every 15 minutes;)

[5waldos]

Come on! What's the story behind this! I need some Friday humor! :D

 

It is a nude beach. With several men there who hang out at the edge with the sole intention of showing off them selves. I have no trouble with the beach (and there are two sides of it- with and without) but there are a few creeps.

[HeidiHo]

I have had bartenders pucker up when I ordered a Kiss on the Lips.

[momof3cruisers]

I bet that's a phrase you didn't think you would be typing today, huh? ;)

 

Very true! And the drink sounds like something I'd like. Might have to see if I can get my husband to order it for me!

[H82seaUgo]

First, the drinks are named by grade 6 boys, obviously. And also, although many cultures aren't as uptight about sex, many of the countries a lot of the staff come from are even more uptight.

 

2 things here has me scatching my head.

 

do people really order a drink because of what its called, and has grammar school jollies?

 

and i try to imagine me being a bartender and someone orders a funny drink name in their native language and how unstartling and unfunny it would be to me.