2rg Posted May 5, 2005 #1 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Sorry all, this is not a cruise related thread but I immediately thought of Ruth and her love of chocolate when I received this e mail. Enjoy. Can't eat Beef, Mad cow.... Can't eat chicken . bird flu Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!! Chocolate is a Vegetable Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. Remember - - - "STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS" Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds. Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. "That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhannah Posted May 5, 2005 #2 Share Posted May 5, 2005 I think I'll have a Godiva truffle. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthC Posted May 5, 2005 #3 Share Posted May 5, 2005 I've always considered chocolate one of the major food groups. :D :) Thank you for passing that on. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevNeal Posted May 5, 2005 #4 Share Posted May 5, 2005 As for me ... I never met a chocolate I didn't like. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landlubber54 Posted May 5, 2005 #5 Share Posted May 5, 2005 I can only imagine my 13-year-old using this thread as justification for her eating habits!:eek:;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sable1 Posted May 5, 2005 #6 Share Posted May 5, 2005 I, like Ruth, am an avowed CHOCOHOLIC and I really got a kick out of this. Thank you. Joanne, the chocoholic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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