The walls are thin!

[tbag124]

Me Drunk You Jane

[VentureMan_2000]

Or "put a sock on my Woody!" ;)

 

 

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[wizfourfam]

Dh and I cruised on the Fantasy. Lady in the next cabin had a bad cough that went on all night long. It sounded like she was IN our room, not next door.

[BigMember]

It sounds like a must have item for a cruise (in addition to duct tape, bungies cords, strip outlet, and magnet) would be a megahorn.

 

You could use it to match the noisey nieghbors next to you. If they caugh all night, you could caugh louder. If the yell at each other, you could yell louder. If the moan and scream at each other louder... you need to pick up the pace and out do them! :D

[derf5585]

i would yell out loud= WAY TO GO MAN!!!!:rolleyes:

 

Why no WAY TO GO WOMAN?

[derf5585]

would be a megahorn.

 

Its main appeal is that the noise it produces is loud enough to cut through traffic noise.

from

http://www.productinnovation.com/pages/megahorn.html

 

This small battery operated horn gives off about 105db of noise

from

http://www.biketrax.co.uk/products.php?plid=m2b19s140p24&tbv=BUDDY_Buddy_Megahorn_ACCESSORIES_Bells_&_Horns

[mc'smom]

Umm no, I can vouch that the walls ARE indeed thin. On our first cruise, my hubby (then boyfriend) got a little too carried away :o and our neighbors had to beat on the wall to tell us they could hear us.

 

Ironic thing was, one of the girls in that room worked in my companies corporate office. I have to see her about three times a week. :eek:

 

 

I would just die 3 times a week !!!

 

You know she would never foget something like that !

 

LOL

[sakapfet]

On my last cruise there was a retired couple from Arizona and for 7 straight nights these 2 lovebirds were making adult noises for hours.

 

I am pretty sure either Cialis or ***** were part of the action.

[linbobky]

Why no WAY TO GO WOMAN?

=WOMENS LIB!!:)

[popcorngal]

 

I am pretty sure either Cialis or ***** were part of the action.

 

Well, you know what they say....if it last for more than 4 hours, call a doctor. To heck with that stuff, if it lasts more than 4 hours, call your friends! You da man!:D

[Koalagal]

And because I HAVE to add my 2 cents-lots of prescription plans(Including my sis-in-laws, who works in a pharmacy!) will pay unlimited copay for *****, but didley & squat for birth control for women(esp. the pill) even if medically necessary(aka getting pregnant will kill you for a variety of reasons, medically).

 

So, if they can get it up voluntarily at 80, more power to 'em, if not, then I say too bad, so sad, go play golf!;)

[derf5585]

I would just die 3 times a week !!!

 

Or as Woody Allen says

We hardly do it at all, 3 times a week.

We do it all the time. 3 times a week.

[kwahl1]

In there 80's they gotta yell, and she has to respond a little louder:o . Hope I'm like them in 30 years

 

 

On our last cruise, the lady in the cabin next to ours apologized to me and hoped she and her husband didn't bother us with all the "noise" they were making the night before (wink-wink)...they were on their honeymoon...and they were also in their 80's!

 

Fortunately, the walls on Princess aren't as thin as the ones on Carnival. The thought of it still haunts me!

 

Kris

[Gloryhound65]

There's no way I'd have stood for neighbors like that. I'd have been in touch with security and/or the steward very quickly and requested that the neighbor woman be thrown overboard or I get a different cabin away from her.

 

I'd also have stated this in a clear, full tone of voice that would be sure to be heard by said noisy malcontent neighbor.

 

I won't tolerate people who are making my vacation less fun.

 

Maybe that's why I prefer to go alone! :D

 

 

Chris

[lukegr]

There's no way I'd have stood for neighbors like that. I'd have been in touch with security and/or the steward very quickly and requested that the neighbor woman be thrown overboard or I get a different cabin away from her.

 

I'd also have stated this in a clear, full tone of voice that would be sure to be heard by said noisy malcontent neighbor.

 

I won't tolerate people who are making my vacation less fun.

 

Maybe that's why I prefer to go alone! :D

 

 

Chris

 

Oh.. oh dear

[rd0127]

We were in a balcony cabin on the June 11, sailing of the Valor last month. I had taken a nap one afternoon and got woke up with a man screaming. Well, he fiance had just broken up with him and told him that she had been wanting to do it and finally had the nerve. He was furious that she had waited until the cruise and was definitely letting her know. Oh my, he screamed and yelled for a couple of hours, while she cried. It was sad! I felt so sorry for both of them. It was like a train wreck though, I didn't want to listen, but I just couldn't make myself stop! :)

[Hollyspop]

On our last cruise to Alaska there was a woman from New Yawk (accent gave her away) that was litterally screaming in the elevator about how she hated the ship. I felt so sorry for her husband as we hadn't left the dock in Vancouver yet. Imagine 7 days of listening to the whining and complaining from this disgruntled woman??:) :)

[marty30907]

My wife has a mood ring that gives me a great indication of the mood she is in.

 

When the ring is green, she is as delightful as can be. When the ring makes a red mark on my forehead, I know she's not happy about something.

 

Amen to that! Your wife must be my wife's sister!!:eek:

[Boston6]

...actually, the guy took the 7 hours of abuse over the lost key because he was just happy that wifey didn't catch him with the 20 yo cutie from the funnel deck!

[boobnme]

Great Post!

[slick52]

Hey I've got a shovel and Texas is a big state. :rolleyes: Oh, did I say that out loud? :eek:

[GatorGirl13]

ROFLOL -- you guys are making my afternoon...........

 

Okay so here is our set-up, all in balaconies:

 

Cabin A: Mom & Dad

Cabin B: Me, DH & DD (who is 3)

Cabin C: My sister and her DH

 

I guess cannot b!tch about Mom and Dad or my sis and her DH without them hearing us!

 

Poor DH, maybe that is why he is less than thrilled about going, he knows he won't be getting much action with the in-laws on one side, DD in the room, and SIL and BIL on the other side :eek:

[slick52]

ROFLOL -- you guys are making my afternoon...........

 

Okay so here is our set-up, all in balaconies:

 

Cabin A: Mom & Dad

Cabin B: Me, DH & DD (who is 3)

Cabin C: My sister and her DH

 

I guess cannot b!tch about Mom and Dad or my sis and her DH without them hearing us!

 

Poor DH, maybe that is why he is less than thrilled about going, he knows he won't be getting much action with the in-laws on one side, DD in the room, and SIL and BIL on the other side :eek:

 

A pillow always works. :p

[LSU Traveler]

My wife has a mood ring that gives me a great indication of the mood she is in.

 

When the ring is green, she is as delightful as can be. When the ring makes a red mark on my forehead, I know she's not happy about something.

 

You set me up!:p Great last line! Gotta use it!!!!;)

[bluekrush]

After reading all this, i'm begining to think they should hire a ships counselor LOL.