Happy New Year Cake

[Retired not Expired]

HAPPY NEW YEAR CAKE

 

 

1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda

 

1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt

 

1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice

 

4 large eggs 1 cup nuts

 

2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the

Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level

cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a

large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point

it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup - just in

case.

 

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl

and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix

on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry

it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't

forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the

window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the

dishwasher.

HOPPY NEW YAR

 

 

[sas80]

WAY ahead of you on that (HIC) one!!!:D

[sas80]

2 shot Gin

2 shot lemon juice

1 shot lime juice

1 shot milk

1 tsp sugar

1 egg white

1 cup crushed ice

 

BLEND!

 

In a glass:

spash club soda

2-3 ice cubes

add mix from above

 

Ta-Da!

 

A Gin Fizz!

 

Happy New Years all!!!

 

(HIC)