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I don't care about smokers in the smoking area

I don't care about my carbon footprint, so continue the towel animals

I don't care about the size of my fellow guests

I don't care about what people wear or don't wear, it gives me more to talk about w/ my family:D

I don't care about chair-hogs

I don't care about meeting any of the crew, ever.

 

All I do care about is:

having a great vacation w/ my family:)

 

And I do care about children in the adult's only area.:mad:

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I don't care:

 

1. That bingo is starting in 10 minutes, or that it's noon and our position is xxx, or that a special sale is happening now in the shops. Shut up! Take the announcement microphone and stick it ..... I go on cruise to get away from annoying #($&'s like you! I live in D.C., for crying out loud!

 

2. That some people want to bid on art. Do it somewhere besides my bar! I don't want to hear the spiel, and I don't want to trip over the )#(&$ "art."

 

3. That people hog chairs. Means more of them are around the pool instead of where I am. Go for it, people! Plus, I never have to look at man boobs (moobs) or gorilla backs.

 

4. Whether I can save $3.50 on a shore excursion by going with ABC_XYZ instead of the ship. If I want to go, I will. Would ABC-XYZ make the ship wait for me if they are late?

 

5. Whether the casino is smoke-free or not. Used to smoke, don't any more. Don't care. You don't like it? Leave! I don't want to hear your whines.

 

6. Whether Sissy and Buffy from the show crew has mastered their latest Broadway moves. I'll never see them...Guaranteed.

 

7. What kid's program, spa special or step aerobics class is going on. Just don't spread across the whole promenade deck while you are sauntering and meandering, and let me by.

 

I'll probably think of dozens more.

 

Dave

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1. Photo's with the Captain. ( Hell, if you cut him, he bleeds just like a normal guy. Anyway he should be sailing the ship.)

2. Chocolates on my pillow. (DW at them both.)

3. The entertainment. (if I wanted to see cheesey acts, I'd watch FOX.)

4. My photo taken by a photographer. ( the one in the post office will suffice).

5. Park West auctions ( If I wanted bad art, I'd go to a starving artist sale at the Holiday Inn this weekend).

6. The cost of internet service on the ship. (It was worth every dime to send daily e-mails to the people at work getting them jealous).

7. The looks I got from the old people while I was wearing my motorcycle leathers, skull cap, and jeans the morning of my Ketchikan Harley Tour. ("Honey, hide your wallet!")

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lmbo, this thread is awesome...

 

i don't care if my butt is the biggest one on the deck.

i don't care if people don't like the flip flops i'm going to wear after dinner on formal night.

i don't care that i'm in an inside cabin, i'll try for an upgrade next time.. if not, i still won't care!

i don't care if my voice mail gets filled up while i'm gone, cause i sure as heck won't be checking it.

i don't care if people don't like it that i'm going to try to pawn my kids off on camp carnival for a few dinners so i can eat with all adluts!

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Hope this doesn't get the thread hijacked!!:eek:

 

I don't care how much any other passenger tips

 

I don't care if other passenger remove auto-tips to tip in cash

 

I don't care if they do above and cause crew to pool the cash they get

 

I don't care if one of my checked bags weighs alot cause it's full of beer, soda, water etc...

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hahaha...

 

I don't care WHAT you wear on my cruise. In fact, you may be my entertainment for the night if you wear a toga in the dining room. (Yes, I have seen this.)

 

I don't care about exercising on the ship. I'm on vacation !

 

I don't care if my fellow passengers don't talk to the crew. It just gives me more perks when I am extra friendly !!

 

I don't care if my husband spends more $$ on the ship than he should.

 

I don't care if the crew tries to sell things to me until they are blue in the face. I can ignore that with a smile.

 

I don't care if your dinner was bad, your shopping experience in port was less than stellar, your flight was delayed, your excursion guide was boring, your wife is making you crazy, your bar bill is too high, your bed is uncomfortable, your bathroom doesn't include conditioner, your steward doesn't speak your language, whatever. I'm on vacation !!! You know the saying.... quityerbit****. :D

 

Everything said in good nature, of course. ;)

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I don't care...

 

*about people's opinions of my body looking like a deflated tire after losing 110 pounds

*about artwork or sales pitches

*whether or not I have a balcony(not this trip haha)

*what people think that I'm leaving the kids home :D

*that DH isn't thrilled about cruising

*about my fear of flying...not yet anyway...I'm brushing it aside to get to my ship!

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the servers at dinner know my name.

 

I don't care if the room attendant remembers me.

 

I don't care if the formal night is less formal than tuxedos and long gowns.

 

All I care is about experiencing the beauty of a new part of the world.

 

What don't you care about?

 

I don't care about the booze prices -- since I smuggle my own aboard!

 

I don't care about the people in the interior and lower decks. Let them suffer! lol

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Don't care about:

 

The Captains cocktail party

The repeaters party

The "gala" midnight buffet

How good/bad embarkation/disembarkation is. I will get on/off the ship sometime.

Chocolate covered strawberries (since I don't sell the strawberries to RCI)

No iced tea in the morning

That RCIs logo isn't stamped on the butter (some will remember)

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I don't care if we miss a port...no matter what the reason....

I don't care where the ship is...or how fast we are going....

I REALLY don't care about the "helpful" shore excursion talk....

 

I DO care if their are children in the casino...children at late night comedy...children in the disco...:mad:

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I don't care about the midnight buffet. I'm never awake for it.

 

I don't care about the repeaters party either. It's good for a glass of free booze, but otherwise the "Come to The Anchor" hynotism-like approach to it makes me roll my eyes. (RCI)

 

I don't care about the artwork auctions. Looks like a big rip-off to me and why would I want to carry something like that home?

 

I don't care about the "deals" on jewelry and watches on board -- again, would appear to me to be a big rip-off.

 

for the most part, I don't care about the ports. We rarely get off any more. I like those days on board. It's very quiet! I just want some sun and quiet, not the usually dirty streets of some port lined with endless t-shirt vendors, questionable jewelry deals and in jamaica, prostitutes. No thanks.

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7. The looks I got from the old people while I was wearing my motorcycle leathers, skull cap, and jeans the morning of my Ketchikan Harley Tour. ("Honey, hide your wallet!")

 

 

BWAHAHAHA! I laughed out loud picturing that.

 

For what it's worth, I'd be all "If I show you my tattoos, will you take me with you"???? ;)

 

Linda

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I don't care about the booze prices -- since I smuggle my own aboard!

 

I don't care about the people in the interior and lower decks. Let them suffer! lol

 

Touche'. I don't care about having a window or a balcony, I pay a lot less than you and still have the same vacation!

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Touche'. I don't care about having a window or a balcony, I pay a lot less than you and still have the same vacation!

 

I've done it both ways.

 

trust me, we're having different vacations.

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