This man knows how to word an eye-catching review

[chrisbd1]

This review of an X cruise is wayyy a fun read. It starts with:

 

Don’t cruise on Celebrity’s Millennium if… is a strange way to start a review, but read on for just a taste of what I have to say, then decide if the rest is worth your while.

Don’t go on the Millennium…

..if your spouse is an average or above average cleaner of your home.

..if you can’t stand mold and mildew in the bathroom.

..if you are sensitive to the occasional smell of sewage.

...if you won’t walk on a sticky, matted stateroom carpet in bare feet.

 

If you these things don’t bother you, don’t waste your time reading any further, because some of the other things that I’m going to talk about will seem like real minutia to you.

 

Some Celebrity people took offence :rolleyes:

 

http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=745923

[chrisbd1]

Just in case I didn't make it clear,

here's the link http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=556986

[ChBoxers800]

Oh my freaking word..........he did it! LMAO