Humorous cruise videos (homemade)

[LynCat]

How about we start a thread for travel humor - specifically humorous cruise videos? I posted three at Laughtreks.com - check out this site - it is devoted to travel humor - have a few laughs and contribute your own personal material. - LynCat

 

Direct link to three videos filmed on recent RCCL cruises -

"Sailing Day Surprise" - h

"Waiters Sing Hoppy Burst Day"

"Pranking Cruise Ship Passengers in Key West"

[MAO]

Very funny! Thank you for sharing

[hommebronze]

DID YOU APPLY FOR YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY?....GET IT BEFORE IT RUNS OUT!!

 

LYNN, ENJOYED YOUR HUMOROUS CRUISE VIDEOS...THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS THAT I WROTE IN PREPARATION FOR MY SAPPHIRE PRINCESS CRUISE 10/4/08

 

Here I sit in front of computer and have decided to share my secrets of how I prepare for my next cruise...here goes>>

 

1. i practice stopping in place for no reason at all...any buffet restaurant will do for this exercise!

 

2. i push my tray of food into the L5-L6 veterbrae of the person in

front of me in line to hasten their food choices...then i do the al's

hymer mental drift out when confronted...it helps if you are female forBig Smile

this one...

 

3. i practice saying,...i got a great deal on this cruise, how much did

you pay...and no matter what they say, i will answer,...yeah, that's

great but i paid (i.e. any amount $300 or more less than they

paid)....if they beat your price then tell them you are a travel agent

and are paying $45 per day!...or if they persist, tell them you are on

a free cruise because you sued the cruise line because they did not

change your sheets during your last cruise!...this one really ticks off

new yorkers or floridians!

 

4. practice filling water bottles with vodka, white rum, and gin

 

5. Walk into a store and put your hand to your forehead. Say, "Oh, this

room is rocking. I just got off of a cruise ship!" Do this in at least

four stores.

 

6. Stand in your regular sized shower and shower by standing in one place. Ladies, shave your legs to do this.

 

7. Start eating a lot of food.

 

8. Take a taxi ride. Tell the driver "the best beach, please!"

 

9. Stand out on your roof or deck and lean way out and look down... You may want to point and yell 'LOOK, LOOK A WHALE!"

 

10. Sit with some people you don't know in a restaurant next time you

go out to dinner. When they look at you like you are crazy, tell them

you are practicing to meet your new tablemates on your next cruise!

 

11. practice saying how much you hate this cruise line and you should

know because you've been on 30 of their cruises. Actually had a guy

making that complaint to me on a cruise.

 

12. Every time you flush your toilet, simultaneously turn on your vacuum cleaner

 

13. go to the nearest building...get into crowded elevator. Then, when

it is full, practice pushing your way on, while insisting that there's

lots of room. (Be sure to stay by the doors, so that those who got on

first and want to get off first, have to ask your permission.

 

14.I never leave the house without my duct tape, over the door shoe organizer, surge protector, lysol wipes, and nightlight.

 

15. Wake up at 5AM every morning and creep around the neighborhood, placing towels on your neighbors patio chairs to reserve them for the day.

 

16. Wait for your mailman to deliver your mail, then order the drink of the day. If he looks at you funny, give him your S&S number and tell

him to be on time tomorrow.

 

17. Roll up $20 bills and light them on fire in preparation for your casino losses.

 

18. If your dh does something especially nice for you, issue him Onboard Credit. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

 

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