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Slightly embarassing question for the dolls, and guys I suppose


HahvadYaad

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I can tell this one on the last cruise, cause they don't know who he is!!! :D I went into the horizon for my early morning coffee. As I was walking toward the coffee, I noticed an officer all alone, getting up from a table, He was slow, so I had time to get past. All of a sudden he started rushing, and he looked half asleep. He almost ran me down!! Another Italian.!! :eek: He was very aplologetic, and I am easy going, so I smiled and said OK. He disappeared into the little room next to the coffee, and I was getting my coffee!! I went to grap a cup, and here he comes again, and almost a wipe out!! I said OK, but next time lets do this with music!! He awakens!!! :eek: Probably, cause he thought he was dead!! He says we don't need it, and grabs me and off we went, dancing around the horizon!!! I would have preferred my coffee first, but he was having a blast!! He truly enjoyed the clapping from the passengers. By then, Dickie came in to see where I went, He saw, he left!!! :D

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I thought they'd never end.... but they do in the end.........Have wonderful memories.... now only the OLD men look at me...........gee why didnot I get 'El Plastico' like the gals in the enterainment world ?? I could have been living the life of Old Riley all over again.

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