New cruise line now forming!!!

[C 2 C]

Need an environmental officer to prevent too much junk and their owners from polluting the waters when thrown overboard... at least compact them first...

[Danno]

Danno,

 

I was starting to get confused so have compiled a list of the filled positions so far for the new ship....

 

Well done Garry...now you're also in charge of payroll...I think I meantioned we have no money...pretend we're an airline and pay these people with money we don't have...in fact if you pretend we are a Canadian airline we can probably get the taxpayers to provide all the money we need. But I digress...

[gkm]

Well done Garry...now you're also in charge of payroll...I think I meantioned we have no money...pretend we're an airline and pay these people with money we don't have...in fact if you pretend we are a Canadian airline we can probably get the taxpayers to provide all the money we need. But I digress...

I appreciate the confidence Danno, but don't think I'm qualified for that position. I would like to nominate bob278 (my DH) who is known as "the detail man.":D

 

Garry

[CaribbeanBound]

CaribbeanBound, Barnacle Scubbing Supervisor, reporting for service.

[dkjretired]

Whats this little while stuff, I had a gun when Duck was in diapers.

 

Don

[Danno]

Don...a long while!!!

[The Scotsman]

To save all the aggro involved in cruise-air deals can the ship come and pick us up.

 

OK this may not be possible for all but would be a god-send for those of us on the coast.

 

Just a thought, and that way the ship gets to sail the world.

[joelmarj]

Casino Manager reporting for duty - I've certainly contributed my fair share to all assortments of gambling. Black Jack, Roulette, Craps - they've all got my money. What better person to run a fair casino than someone who has felt both the agony of defeat and the thrill of pulling those chips your way!

 

Marj

[dkjretired]

Casino Manager reporting for duty - I've certainly contributed my fair share to all assortments of gambling. Black Jack, Roulette, Craps - they've all got my money. What better person to run a fair casino than someone who has felt both the agony of defeat and the thrill of pulling those chips your way!

 

Marj[/quote\\

 

On the new line I want a rewards program hooked up to one of the land based casinos incentive programs.

 

Don

[chesterh]

I would like to run the fog machine in the theater. If that isn’t enough to earn my keep, I could probably take on one or two other tasks as you see fit...

 

c

[Two@Sea]

After careful consideration, I would like to amend my responsibilities. I am confident that, due to the type of clients this line will attract, a simple request "to be considerate of others while smoking" will be respectfully honored.

 

(And, if necessary, I can still always call on Duck!).

 

Marsha

[Danno]

Chester!! The fog is yours and you'll be our "author in house"....kinda like being a university professor here...you do almost nothing, and some people actually think it's worth something...boy have we got class or what!!!

[DUCK33]

ther are a LOT of employees on this ship.........where are the passangers going to sleep?

 

 

don you may have a gun longer but mine is bigger :) LOL have a great holiday season

[Danno]

So...this is what I have to look forward to...Two members of my senior staff spending their days in a testosterone fueled game of "I've got the larger gun"

 

My poor little sailboat is looking better each day....I wonder if Jack has these problems???

[DUCK33]

oh you keep out of this

 

 

we have guns!!!!

 

 

MUTINY!!!!

[Danno]

This just out....we have hired a crack new security team...actually they were employed by X to flog coupons and take pictures...these people are everywhere!! Just try to avoid their scrutiny....can't be done. Last cruise it took me 5 min to clear security, set up my acct., and surrender my passport (job well done by the X embarkation staff by the way)...it then took me 15 min to get by the photographers, spa coupon people, drink of the day people, water vendors etc.etc.etc...I've had flu bugs that were easier to shake than these folks!!

[sunpsyche]

Are we ready for the group photo shoot yet?

[dublin]

Next shore excursion to Gilligan's Island. All ashore thats goin' ashore.

 

Dublin

Shore Execursion Person

[C 2 C]

oh you keep out of this

 

 

we have guns!!!!

 

I thought ducks were usually subjected to the business end of the gun.... Or do you cruise only out of season?

[C 2 C]

Next shore excursion to Gilligan's Island. All ashore thats goin' ashore.

 

Dublin

Shore Execursion Person

 

If I recollect that's a one way trip...

[newtocc]

Ok Dan, all the Canadian beer is stowed away, but nobody want to buy it, we can't afford the exchange rate, you should have went with Bud!

[Danno]

If we drink American beer what are we going to clean the toilets with :D ??? Just kidding, our new cruise line will sell the beer that our pax prefer...no matter how bad their taste in beer is...

[Two@Sea]

Newt, you're doing a fine job. No need to suggest that Bud help you out. He can find his own job position...

 

Marsha

[dublin]

If I recollect that's a one way trip...

 

Oh I am sorry - forgot to mention that there is a sur charge for the return.

 

Sorry