Bacon Police on the Glory

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[gtouch]

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Now thats funny!!!

[happy cruzin]

[quote name='bobsfamily']Quite honestly I would prefer ALL items put on my plate... then only hands touching the serving utensils would be gloved... some ships have people stationed at the dessert bars/areas giving you a slice or cup... whatever.[/quote]

[SIZE=3]Agreed :D. Less chance of "picking up" an unwanted bug :eek:!![/SIZE]

[Traveler353]

[SIZE=3][COLOR=darkred]I like my bacon well cooked, crispy. On the Holiday a couple of weeks ago the bacon was rare at best. They were passing it out as others have posted. I stayed with the sausage and ham.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[jks336]

hey katie, i do agree, just like the casinos i've gone to they have non smoking area. i'm a smoker but feel the non smokers should have that right as well. i can handle the no smoking at dining, i just step out lol. and thankfully there is a lounge or two that allow smoking. :)

[victory2020]

[quote name='jrmende63']G'ma is right, she is not being rude. She is telling it like it is. I know I have seen people taking waayyy more than they could eat from the buffet.[/quote]
She is right. I have seen WHOLE sandwiches, burgers & hotdogs UNTOUCHED on peoples dirty plates.

[lukegr]

[quote name='nolaAlive']Do you pick through a cookie tray to find the one cookie that has the most chocolate chips?

It's a buffet. Cooked to order food is available in the dining room. Sometimes the whole tray used to be raw.

Because the new system is cutting down on waste, the cooks stand a better chance of keeping up with demand. I find the bacon they are serving to you these days is actually cooked.[/quote]
Not everyone likes the most cooked bacon.. Last time I checked people had different tastes. Just because it's a buffet doesn't mean you can't eat what you like.

[ib4cruzn]

[quote name='jrmende63']G'ma is right, she is not being rude. She is telling it like it is. I know I have seen people taking waayyy more than they could eat from the buffet.[/QUOTE]


I'm curious. How in the world would you know how much I or anybody else can EAT? Or, for that matter, how many we are feeding?

Seriously, how do you know?

[Bill Friendly]

[quote name='ib4cruzn']I'm curious. How in the world would you know how much I or anybody else can EAT? Or, for that matter, how many we are feeding?

Seriously, how do you know?[/quote]


The point is you can get as much bacon as you want.. You just don't need to get it all at once.. Don't worry they aren't going to run out...

[yakdaddy42]

I'm sorry for bacon police.

It's all my fault, I was picking my raw bacon and bacon bits with my hand on the left side of the ship while smokeing a cigar after cutting in line with my rum runner drink at 7 am. To make it worse matters worse, my kid was running wild in a pack of unruley chair hogging water rats in the adult area.

please forgive me

have a great week everyone.

[nolaAlive]

[quote name='lukegr']Not everyone likes the most cooked bacon.. Last time I checked people had different tastes. Just because it's a buffet doesn't mean you can't eat what you like.[/quote]

It doesn't matter. The problem has been solved. The bacon pickers will have to find something else to pick.

And the twice cursed line jumper bacon picker might as well stay in bed.

[ib4cruzn]

[quote name='Bill Friendly']The point is you can get as much bacon as you want.. You just don't need to get it all at once.. Don't worry they aren't going to run out...[/QUOTE]

I got the point, Bill, just wondering how somebody could tell that a person ahead of them in line took more than they could possibly eat. Were they driving a forklift? Did they have one of those Costco carts? Did they take the whole container, what?

[Familyforce6]

I hope this is not a thread hijack.....but if you eat breakfast in the dining room, can you order as much bacon as you want?:confused: Or do you have to be a bacon begger' like the Lido buffet folks??

[nolaAlive]

[quote name='ib4cruzn']I got the point, Bill, just wondering how somebody could tell that a person ahead of them in line took more than they could possibly eat. Were they driving a forklift? Did they have one of those Costco carts? Did they take the whole container, what?[/quote]

By using statistical methods and how much bacon is left to waste on numerous plates scattered around the lido and other areas. You may falsely accuse one person now and then, but the majority of time you'll be right.

[nolaAlive]

[quote name='Familyforce6']I hope this is not a thread hijack.....but if you eat breakfast in the dining room, can you order as much bacon as you want?:confused: Or do you have to be a bacon begger' like the Lido buffet folks??[/quote]

You can tell them two orders, three orders, etc. Just like you can order 2 or 3 lobsters of formal night. A typical bacon order might be small for some people.

[gtouch]

[quote name='ib4cruzn']I got the point, Bill, just wondering how somebody could tell that a person ahead of them in line took more than they could possibly eat. Were they driving a forklift? Did they have one of those Costco carts? Did they take the whole container, what?[/quote]

It's really a simple formula. You take the average weight of each slice of bacon multiply that by quantity then divide by the actual height of the person eating it taking into account how close you are to the equator then you carry........Oh never mind it is much harder than I thought sorry can't help you on this one.

[bobsfamily]

BACON.... if I had hands I'd get it myself.... BACON!!!