Any Of These Questions Yours?

[christinelee]

These are the top ten ask questions on a cruise ship......Are any of them yours?

# Do these steps go up or down?

# What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?

# Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?

# Does the crew sleep on the ship?

# Is this island completely surrounded by water?

# Does the ship make its own electricity?

# Is it salt water in the toilets?

# What elevation are we at?

# There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day ... the question asked ... If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?

# What time is the Midnight Buffet being served? :D

[Twickenham]

Don't forget:

 

-Where's the bus for the walking tour?

-Do I put my bags outside my door before or after I go to bed?:rolleyes:

 

Or the people who complain that the food is terrible, and that the portions are too small...:eek:

[christinelee]

Thanks Twickenham! anybody with any more? :D

[caxxandra]

I'm sorry to say I don't have anything funny to put here at this time. But I'm sure I'll use one or to of these lines going on my first cruise. *lol*

 

Thank you for brightening up the day!

 

Merry Christmas from Sweden!

[christinelee]

Thanks for the kind words and we hope you have the best of a holiday season! Great to hear from someone accross the "pond". :D

[TwoCruisers]

Christinelee, thanks for posting these questions.:p I have heard these before, but it has been a very long time and I had forgotten about them. I will have to share them with a couple of people at work who are going on their first cruises.

[kryos]

These are the top ten ask questions on a cruise ship......Are any of them yours?

One of the best I heard though is "does the ship have cable tv?" ... or "how come I can't get daily newspaper delivery on the ship?" :)

 

Actually, maybe the second one is not so far-fetched. If the ship has "Newspaper Direct" or some such service, you probably could get a FAX'd type copy.

 

Blue skies ...

 

--rita

[christinelee]

Thanks to all for adding to the "list".

A Happy Holiday Season To All :D

[NASH99]

Not a top ten, butt. A gangplank issue

An 85 year old woman named Florence went to the straw market in Nassau and bought a hat. * She wore it back to the ship. * As she was going up the gangplank, a gust of wind came and blew her dress up. * Florence put both hands on the hat to keep it from blowing off her head. * The cruise director saw this and said, "Florence, your dress is being blown. * People can see everything." Florence said, "Everything they can see is 85 years old. * This hat is brand new.

Happy Holidays

Steve

[Princess Di]

These are the top ten ask questions on a cruise ship......Are any of them yours?

# Do these steps go up or down?

A.) Yes.

# What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?

A.) They are used to decorate the Drink of the Day.

# Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?

A.) Go to the Forward one.

# Does the crew sleep on the ship?

A.) No. They are here to work. They may sleep after their contract ends.

# Is this island completely surrounded by water?

A.) Only if the lagoon has more motus than the water is deep.

# Does the ship make its own electricity?

A.) No, it runs on diesel fuel.

# Is it salt water in the toilets?

A.) Yes, but it is desalinated and filtered 3 times - fit for drinking.

# What elevation are we at?

A.) Very near sea level; however, it depends upon which deck you are currently on.

# There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day ... the question asked ... If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?

A.) Look for someone wearing your clothes.

# What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

A.) Sometime either before or after 12. :D

[NASH99]

sorry Double

[ahracer]

Did you get those out of the How To Be A Funny Cruise Director Handbook???? :)

 

Scott

[NitaBcruising]

How about the lady who looked out her cabin window, upon arriving, saw the parking lot and rushed to the pursers desk. She yelled, "I paid for an ocean view, and all I got was a view of the parking lot"! :eek: :D :D :D

[Princess Di]

Do you mean the Questions or the Answers? :confused:

I made up the Answers. :D

[Twickenham]

On a Greek Island cruise:

Why did the greeks build so many ruins?

 

On a British Isles cruise:

Why did they build Windsor Castle so close to the airport?

 

A currency question:

How many fjords to the dollar?

[lilylakecruzer]

Can toddlers with swim diapers wear blue jeans in the dining room?

[Twickenham]

Can toddlers with swim diapers wear blue jeans in the dining room?

Getting a headache trying to bend my mind around that one...