Me: Could you please reboot?
Client: No, I am busy and I already did that and did not help
Silently check last boot time: 98 days ago
Me: Let me try something... brb (silently staring at my screen for 2 minutes, literally doing nothing)
...I issued a command to your computer, in order to take effect I will need a quick reboot.
Client: OMG It works! You are a genius!
PS: you BS us, we BS you lol
Anyways, Celebrity, could you please reboot? I need my pointzzzzz before my next cruise next weeeeeek. Pretty please 😞