CaptainNappin

I only pack disposable clothing when I cruise now so I have plenty of room for all of them duty-free souvenirs.

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First of all, if you get sick it is best to not let them know. If you vomit, act like you're drunk. If you're coughing, act like you're choking. Never, ever let them know you are sick!!! Secondly, never eat buffet food. I only eat in the specialty restaurants for this reason! As for the rude kids, I usually wait until no one is looking and whisper something scary and threatening in their ear.. It has worked all but one time. Don't give up cruising!

Oh and MUTS = Making Useful Towel Snakes

DH = Designated Husband

SMH = Sexy, Manly Husband

MIL = Meet In Laboratory

B2B = Begin to Barf

BTW = Between the Wharfs

BF = Barge Friendly

CC = Cruise Champion (I've only won this once)

CD = Cargo Disintegration

DD = Drunk Driver

DDIL = Don't dive in lake

DF = Dead Friend

MDR = Meat Drying Room

GF = Great Farts

FIL = Flip Internal Levers

IMO = Incredible Money Offers

JK = Jelly Keepers (despicable as they are!)

DW = Drunk Women

DS = Drunk Seniors

FAQ = Fully Activated Quohogs

FYI = Forward Your Investments

OP = Ostensible Parrot

TA = Total Anarchy

WIFI = Wheel in for icecream

Go to Kennedy Space Center

We slide an open piece of luggage under the bed on each side. We bring along several 2 gallon ziploc heavy duty bags. We simply pull out a corner of the luggage and toss in our dirty clothes. After a few days, casually fold dirties and fill a bag. Zip almost shut, sit on the bag and finish closing. Toss in the open piece of luggage under the bed. Repeat every few days depending on the length of the cruise. By the time the cruise is over you are mostly packed!

This is why I only bring disposable clothing when I cruise. That way I can fill my luggage up with all those duty-free souvenirs!