I like a balcony which becomes more expensive if you are a solo cruiser. However, the bathroom is always free when I want it.
all I ask for in the MDR is a starter, (preferably prawn), clam chowder, a main course, and possibly ice cream for dessert, and a plate of cheese, preferably continental. Only stipulation is that the wine must come before I’ve finished my main course. I couldn’t drink red wine with ice cream. I gather there are no dedicated wine waiters. Sommeliers are definitely a thing of the past. Maybe they have them in the glass house.