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Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
That would mean getting written permission from his parole officer. 🤪 -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Or insane. 🤐 K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Thanks for the chuckle ! You are The Prince of Putz. 🤡 K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE. 🐒 K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Didn't you get a cramp in your hand from something else as well ? No, not that you pervert.....I meant when the collection plate was passed to you in Church, you know, when you suddenly discovered that your pockets were deeper than your arm length ?⛪ K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
A steak with marks where the jockey was whipping it .........Mr.Zqueeze is traumatized. That is one reason I try to avoid flying on U.S. carriers if at all possible. I think some Don Q therapy is in order. K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
And some leg traps to catch those yard apes. 😉 K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Ah, an almost Canuck. You must like hockey. K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Zqueeze is very resourceful........he will turn the underwear inside out and wear them another few days. 😧 -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Or on the deck when he falls off the bar stool !!!! K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
I am surprised you even got on the ship. Did you have your IV line removed ? Have a safe trip home, Putz. K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
A question: does Regent have DonQ for you ? K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Happy Fathers Day, Sven. At least the pictures of me you posted showed my good side. Despite some insults, Zqueeze is a gentleman and a scholar, and Inga is a fine lady, who doesn't mind settling for less, a LOT less. Z (centre) and I ( on right, with THREE STOOGES T-SHIRT) having some Montecristo #2's which I brought from Cuba. K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Putz: "yous" is not a word. Was grade three the best four years of your life ??? We also liked Copenhagen. K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
I sure hope that's not your foot.....because if it is, it's either broken, or swollen, and you are going to have a difficult time putting it in your mouth the usual four or five times a day. K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Bubba: Actually, no one took only 1 suitcase....never occurred to us. We didn't think a leopard could change its spots. As to the statue - it doesn't have much hair, is kind of homely, and does not move. You know, you could be right: that does sound like me. Noemi and Inga from our last visit to mooch off you. K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Dear Mr Zqueeze : We are having a pool here, and hope you can answer a question. How many bags did Inga bring ? My bet was three suitcases and a carry on. In Helsinki, near the harbour, there is a large statue of a person urinating, as part of a fountain. If you have time could you please take a photo of yourself next to it, similar to what people do in Pisa with the leaning tower ? I promise not to sell copies on the internet. Enjoy your day, amigo. K -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Happy 40th to you and Inga. Noemi and I had number 43 on May 3rd. On Oct. 2nd we are flying to Venice (via Vienna) to start 3 weeks in Italy. If you show up, I'll even buy you dinner and some great wine. This is the trip we put off from 2020 to celebrate our 40th. Sure would be nice to bend an elbow with you in person. We need to work on that. While you're in England, say hello to Charles for me, and remember, Guinness is no longer just a breakfast beer. 🍺 -
Live from…Z and TB’s Scandinavian Escapade
hockeyken replied to Zqueeze1's topic in Regent Seven Seas Cruises
Well, well. The Baboon sails again. My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. You and Inga have a good time. And you better forget about getting yourself one of those blonde, buxom, double jointed Swedish Gymnasts, who owns a bar, and is mute. Are you meditating in this photo ? You are a putz. More to come. K