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If you go to settings on Microsoft you can see what emails they have sent you..I get emails telling me my Microsoft account has been suspended, follow this link...They send it to Outlook. I'm not daft, I forward them all to my friend. He is a Nigerian Prince and looks after our investments...things must be going well as we haven't heard from him for a while.🤔

Happy birthday to Frank. Have a nice day.🥳

I have a friend from Armenia. Calls everybody..my son.

When we retired we wanted to pay off the mortgage....you can't do that sir...why not ?. You will be investigated to see where the money came from. Easy, it's from one if the pension lump sums...They should be released soon sir....what ??. They are being investigated under the money laundering procedures.......one of them is from you, so you are investigating a payment from your own bank?....so it seems sir...at least P&O aren't too bothered where the money came from.😂

On ships our buzzer goes of when we are sittling at the bar before dinner. Bzz,bzz,bzz. I pick it up and say hello. DW says..don't do that people will think your stupid. 🤪

You could use the machine to do that sir, said our helpful bank manager....If we all did that, the bank wouldn't need Managers......would it ?.🤔

We went to Morrisons today and purchased cans of caffeine free coke for our RC cruise. Strange folk we are. We go to the supermarket every Monday and into town on Friday. Bank to get some cash and pay the credit cards, shops, lunch ,coffee and a look around the shops. We don't internet bank, or have groceries delivered...Strange people it seems. Death of the High St?. Not our fault. DW tries here best to keep the shops busy.🤣

No comment on the wind thing, ....but all those strawberries. 🤔

We went to Fortnum&Masons in that London just before Christmas.We bought some preserves and pickles. Very posh. That should impress visitors. The young man in his frock coat wrapped each jar in tissue paper. Very posh. Some cruise companies transport you to Dover in a sedan chair. Very posh and triple the price. P&O will do for us, but we are on Royal Caribbean in a couple of weeks. They will do as well. Only need 3 nights on NCL to go up a grade and get some free speciality meals. Very fussy we are.😂

Off to Morrisons to do some shopping. We are always moaning about the place so went to Sainsbury's last week.more expensive and couldn't find anything, so back to Morrisons. It may not be perfect but It'll do. A bit like P&O.🤣

Izal was OK as long as you didn't use the shiny side.

Sorry, don't get it.🤔

When you look at the prices on line they are per cabin on most cruises.

Sunshine in A Coruña. Fingers crossed for 2 weeks time.

Did you sit on the top deck for your boat trip up the Dart.🤣

We got our renewal quote from the RAC... I'm not paying that, up 25%....I went on a comparison site..RAC were still cheapest.

It's worked so far.

We are on Royal Caribbean in a couple if weeks P&O onboard prices are a bargain.

We don't touch a thing g in the buffet without washing our hands afterwards. We use a tissue to touch menus and wipe cutlery and salt/pepper pots. Lots of slobs out there.

On our questionnaire on Arvia I told them to have more washy,washy crew as your customers are slobs...they didn’t listen...how much does an expert witness get.?.

Heythrop is a cut above some of the other Warners. Dinner in their pub was quite nice.

As Cruise Lines have until January 2025 to implement SOLAS 13, you may find a lot of changes in the next few months on other cruise lines .

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We got off our Alaska Cruise in Vancouver.The very friendly immigration officer asked " are you going straight to the airport?"...no we are staying overnight and going to the airport tomorrow evening....If you haven't decided on a restaurant there are some good deals in the book over there.

We flew into Calgary for our Rockies tour, onto Vancouver for the Alaska Cruise. We got US and Canadian electronic visas. For the sake of a few quid, not worth taking a chance.