Stallion

Those "crazy grown-ups" running down the halls, slamming cabin doors and making loud noises at all times of the night!!! This message brought to you by the National Association of Kids Against Cruise Discrimination (NAKACD):

Mr. Megan's Dilemma: How ya gonna keep Megan home on the "farm" once she's seen Ibiza.

that girl is almost nak-id

Mr. Megan: "I am the Man who accompanied the First Lady Megan to France, and I have enjoyed it"

"People Say I got a Drinkin' Problem...but they don't know ...I got no problem drinkin' at all"

Americans speaking French

No No No Colton loves Jazz and wants a picture of the Girl from Ipanema

...with French Fries

Hold my beer:

You must have bought the Package Deal

i spy an excessive number of Teenie-Weanie Men's Bikinis.

This thought crossed my mind about 10 days ago as my hot tub was invaded by 10 bugger eatin' 12 year-olds on my Carnival Jubilee cruise But we had a good chat. They concluded I looked like Rickiy-Bobby If you're not FIRST-you're LAST!

I was about 10 feet from Dandy Don on the other side of the glass when that final scene in the link was shot. He was in the SMU press box immediately above my seats

I feel like I finally got to the Party but everybody is already asleep

I'm guessing this is a non-alcohol church-it appears you may be suffering withdrawal symptoms

That will teach him to play Drinking Games with Megan

That's a long tail-easily long enough to knock over a wine glass-which would be tragic!!!

Lately, on my last 3 cruises, traveling from Houston to Galveston has shown great improvement with the new construction improvements. Traveling from The Woodlands to Houston seems more congested though

it will go down in about 3 days

Yes and pay cash because everything you charge to AMEX will be discoverable

Cheaper Option: You should be able to find a 4 star Hotel in Houston for probably $110-150 or so even on Friday night-then its an easy Saturday morning drive to Galveston

I paid $3850 for an 8th Floor Aft Havana Balcony on the Vista last July/August and it was worth every penny in my mind. You are a little lower and will hear some noise-its not rowdy-during the day but Vista Aft Havana Balconies are the bomb. I doubt you'll regret it. My only regret is that they don't have a Havana Aft Balcony on the Jubilee now in Galveston. I did get a 10th Floor (non-Havana) Aft Balcony though because I still get a great view of the Aft pool. But I'm going to miss the private pool/spas and camaraderie with other guests