CruiseScrooge

i take ready to throw away clothes on vacation. its nice coming off the ship and my luggage is lighter then most while we wander through the customs lines since i never buy souvenirs. i also use almost throwaway ready luggage when i take a long bus ride. maybe the luggage slides around in the bus compartment more then in a plane or i have bad luck but i'll never put decent luggage on a bus again. luggage with a strong handle but looks like crapola is almost free at the donation stores.

one guy was almost always in the shallow end of the pool and drinking heavily during the day. he had the worse sunburn i've seen and on the 6 inches of his legs always in the water it wasn't pinky red but a deep cherry red. we tried to warn him but he'd just laugh and stab his ankle with something and say it doesn't hurt. the last 2 days of the 7 day cruise he wasn't seen.

a drunk at my mdr table fell off her seat and knocked over a serving of cold soup as she fell. she dragged herself off the floor and sat back down with dripping hair from her strawberry soup shampoo. without missing a beat the moment she slurred some words the waiter apologized for forgetting to give her soup and said more was on the way.