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Looks... interesting.

Love some early am One Direction

Have you slept? ***** is going on? I'm so confused. Only needed 3 of those asterisks but thanks censorship!

On the lords day? *gasp*

Drinks are super reasonably priced - you can buy a bar tab beforehand, for every $300 you get an extra $50, usually there's at least $300 included with the price of the trip. I've only done one VV so far but it was a girls trip, we had a $300 bar tab, brought on our two bottles of wine, also purchased splash of romance (lol) which got us a free party with champs, rosé and sangria one night, and also a bottle of champagne. We had like $7 left of our bar tab the last morning of the cruise that we spent on coffee. edit - oh and they give out free champagne during sail away and you play a drinking game if you have dinner at Gunbae, free limoncello after dinner at Extra Virgin

You gotta take her on VV. Best espresso martinis EVER at The Grounds Club.

I'd Venmo for that 🍾

Would have broken the internet

If you were a real one, you'd have been there at 7:30am, camera open and ready attempting to catch a wild Greg sighting.

I know Bill W.. who is Dr Bob?

Holmdel is pretty small and in Monmouth County

Oh man.. they used to take us to that questionable water park in Keansburg back in my summer camp days. Anyway, sorry Greg.

And it is not somewhere I'd admit to being from 😂

I see you made an adjustment. Also, you could be mini golfing right now.

The apple pie egg rolls are pretty legit. You can always swing by for dessert.

How many times can you disappoint me in one day? No half burnt down golf course motel. No Panda Express. What's next?

I love Stepbrothers. I just (literally now) introduced my youngest to Talladega Nights, Stepbrothers is on at 5:30, Will Ferrell/John C Reilly night up in here.

Can't wait for Panda Express time.

I think I speak for everyone when I say thank you for not including photos.

Would/will still be hideous tomorrow.

Wallpaper is just hideous.

#weknowitsabummer You know what else is a bummer? That you're not staying at that creepy burnt down motel tonight. That was gonna be my favorite part of this review. Next to the Panda Express of course.

Maybe there's a Cava near by... I too love me some Panda. Also a solid kids meal. 😂

I was about to say a mother's dream.. heard but not seen. Then I realized I had that real backwards.

Literal hard pass on that bed