Judie

I’m way late to this party. Discovered this thread today. Love it! So far no plans to sail a Beast class ship but sure is a fun read.

 

 

 

Have been cruising Celebrity lately but still consider myself Royal Loyal. Our first “real” cruise was on Grandeur. (Not counting Sea Escape, which later sank. No, it wasn’t my fault.)

 

 

 

I too have a DDH and have been cruising solo for several years. Yes I miss the fancy suites, but give me a teeny balcony and a Kindle and I’ll be fine.

 

 

 

Waiting with bated breath.

 

 

 

P.S. We actually did get stuck for quite a while in It’s a Small World. The music never stopped. Oh the horror.

Sorry to ask but what’s DDH mean?

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Correcting my post from last night. It was Claire (hair) that tried to weasel out of the measuring debacle. No matter what I named her, you all knew. I wanted to yell at the TV: get some morals! Get some character! Tell the truth and own up to it!

I learned that in kindergarten, probably earlier than that. Never lie. It’s as simple as that.

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It was interesting. Shawn tried to weasel herself out of cheating. Basically said she never said what she did. Good grief. They had it on tape! No integrity at all.

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How do you get those electric hedge trimmers through security? Maybe that’s the gardener’s job. Not something you concern yourself about.

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Just to be sure you didn’t....cough, cough..wink...wink....misunderstand, no one should gaze directly at The Emperor, so all eyes would be averted and the common folk would be bowing as He walks into the dining room on formal night.

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No one will be looking at The Emperor’s feet, so I think he could get away with bare feet.

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Will The Emperor wear his new clothes on formal night?

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I keep those in a special hermetically sealed box on Funk and Wagnall's porch. ;-)

A Johnny Carson reference [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

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It's OK as long as they know when to stop laughing and resume bowing

They must resume rowing, too

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There is something WONDERFUL about nodding and laughing...and getting all the CC inside jokes! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!

Carry on. You are here to provide my enjoyment.

Now go back to rowing.

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not read through but with this sort of title, do you solo passengers ever get any 'action'?? :D:D:D

Sounds like the occasional room steward looks ‘em over, unfortunately

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You should be very proud of him!

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This is bs

 

 

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We’re all just having a good time. Just enjoy. You might need to go back to the beginning. We are loving it!

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Dog gone right. [emoji240]❤️[emoji23]

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Point to ponder:

In the dictionary Diamond comes, in no particular order, before Gold, Emerald, Diamond Plus, Platinum, and .....gasp!..... Pinnacle. (Am I forgetting anyone?)

There you have it. Our name alone elevates us.

As it should.

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When I got married we moved from Cincinnati to Rochester NY. This is a really lovely area, but when people ask me where I’m from, I say Ohio. I’ve lived in Rochester 2/3 of my life now, but Ohio is “where I’m from”.

Guess what’s near Rochester? Thaaaat’s right. Syracuse. I must admit I cheer for The Orange for college BB. But during football season, I’m all about OSU. Disappointed that their season hasn’t gone the way I hoped.

There’s always next year. [emoji4]

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Ahhhh....cough, cough.....should I mention this?.....

I was born and bred in Ohio. That’s right, I’m proud of my Buckeyes. I’d like to apologize to a Michigan State alum after the whooping Saturday by OSU. As long as you bleed GREEN and not BLUE, we can be good friends. My Buckeyes will no doubt get whooped by UofM Thanksgiving weekend. Sigh.

Back to your outstanding review! I’m the queen of sarcasm in my family, so I love it!

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Best. Thread. Ever.

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:eek: They work?

Valid point. They show up now and then to stay on the payroll for the family business.

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Great read! I would like to officially register as reader #13, unless we are skipping that number, in which case I’m #14.

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I believe that Pinnacles have underlings who have surgery for them.

However, the Pinnacles get the time off work and get well gifts. They come back to work when they’re damn good and ready.

As it should be.

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A piña colada would be tasty when delivered, with proper reverence, to

my balcony.

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It’s increasingly hard to find a good scribe that knows his/her place. My minions are grumbling and I sense trouble. How dare they.

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For all of you fellow D, I want to say this thread has been my actual LOL reading material. I need to be careful when reading at work. Sometimes frivolity isn’t appreciated in my medical field. Thank you, thank you, bowing deeply.

I’m only 10 points short of D+, but I’m inching up with my March cruise coming up. I’m thinking that one suitcase may need to be TP, possibly good for black market trading with lesser travelers.

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