Things I'll never do again on my next cruise....

Art Auction?

Self debark?

Lose in the Casino?

What about you...

Self disembark

no carnival excursions!

go skinny dipping with a "new" bunch of friends after crashing the British Colonial Hilton with the ship in view... as the smoke stacks kicked up and we ran back to the ship, sopping wet, waking the port guard up at 5:30 am.... then slept until noon :D

ps... yes it was dark, yes it was clean and friendly... but a way bit over the top, no pun intended... next cruise with the girls from work.... I'll behave, well this early out I'm promising anyway:D

..share a cabin with my parents. I'll pay the single supplement if I have to. I deserve a comfy bed and not one of those cement slabs they call a pull-out. :o

..share a cabin with my parents. I'll pay the single supplement if I have to. I deserve a comfy bed and not one of those cement slabs they call a pull-out. :o

Hey Nimbex......

Love the screen-name. As an ICU nurse the order for "nimbex" always makes life a little easier.

LOL @ Nimbex

THINGS I WON'T DO NEXT TIME

1. Book a return flight at 10AM :eek: (yes, yes, dumb I know. I've since switched it to 2:30PM but it wasn't cheap. :( )

2. Not take part in the fun stuff like Trivia games and Newlywed Game (meaning I'm going to check those things out this time - there's only so much time you can spend at the same old disco.)

3. Not NOT take Carnival excursions. (Yeah, they're expensive, but they're taken care of and I don't have to worry about it. DUDE - ZIPLINING!!! C'mon!)

:p

shore excursion talks and bingo......i always say i am not going to do the casino again, but that's kind of like a new years resolution....i never keep it! but i have cut down the amount i lose there!

Beverly

To embarrass my wife :eek: by having 5 security guards carry me off the ship just because someone thinks the cruise is over!:)

I will only use 3 security guards!:D

1) Play the penny slot machines using my sail and sign card.:mad: Even

though it is only a penny, you can run through incredible amounts of

money in a very short time!!:eek: Never again.

2) Demand that the bartenders top off all of my foo-foos with extra

(free) alcohol all night long in the dance club!!! Bad bad bad hangover

the next day.

Try to get off the ship early when we dock in port, unless I have an early excursion. I have stood in some brutal lines - which wouldn't have been bad if I had just been patient and waited a while!

...Over eat & drink too much....oh who am I kidding!! :D

Watch my fiance drink whisky sours until he ends up praying to the PUBLIC porcelain god at the casino, causing us to miss port the following day and him to miss the second formal night.

However, I will continue to videotape these escapades should they happen again. :D

To embarrass my wife :eek: by having 5 security guards carry me off the ship just because someone thinks the cruise is over!:)

 

I will only use 3 security guards!:D

Loved it!! Totally made my day!

Art Auctions.

Carnival excursions.

Port/shopping/debarkation talks.

Club Carnival presentation.

Buy souvenirs made in China while in the caribbean.

Buy "Gold by the Inch".

Try to get a season's tan in one week.

Try to get a week's tan in one day.

Stop exercising and eating sensibly just because I'm on vacation.

Worry about what's happening at work.

Feel compelled to eat something from the Gala Buffett.

Be too busy to see the sun rise and set.

Fail to schedule rest time as well as active activities.

I will agree with the art auction. Even the free champagne can't convince me to go back to one of those!

let my dh drink cornoas before jack d... lol thank goodness it rained in cozumel that day...

never dance on a table at carlos and charlies.

dont let anyone know that its your birthday big hangover.

dont let people hawk my chair ..

steph

Get Drunk......:eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHHA.....yeah right:)

Seriously......Formal night.....

And put liquor in mouthwash bottles......NOT WORTH IT.

I'll never again

Listen to shore excursion talks

worry about going out on my own private tour

try to get the best tan in one day (swollen legs from a sunburn are not fun to dance on)

Quote "To embarrass my wife by having 5 security guards carry me off the ship just because someone thinks the cruise is over!

I will only use 3 security guards!"

imagine the nerve of some people!!!!

Next cruise there will be:

No excursion/shopping talks

No over priced photos (well...maybe a few)

No missing the chocolate buffet

No going over the limit we set for the casino

No email

No missing workouts )I can find 3 times during the week for a few quick workouts)

No missing the hairy chest contest and some of the others during the week.

No sunburn

and

No worrying about how quickly we can debark upon our return.

NOT organize an onboard pub crawl,(for details, just ask)

skip dinner at the supper club( the best $25.00 meal in the world!)

book an onboard excursion, with possible exception of golfing in st thomas

TURN DOWN the jose cuervo girl in senor frogs

bring more than 3 pairs of footwear, shoes, sneaks and flip flops thats all!

oh and flitter would you like to share these videos, you know strictly for educational reasons, examples of what NOT TO DO.

Will not buy another soda card!