flagger Posted February 14, 2005 #1 Share Posted February 14, 2005 What do you wear while boarding in Norwalk, CT while waiting for reservations for the speciality restaurant by the T-pool where children were swimming in diapers on an Adults only Cruise who happened to be captain's club elite members so they were entitled to a coupon for a free meal at Johnny Rockets even though those are only on Voyager class ships of RCCL so can I wear jeans on formal night while getting my massage in my suite by my butler who said I could bring my own flask on board but not my own soda or bottled water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Lois R Posted February 14, 2005 #2 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Hi Flagger:)..........:eek: :confused: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesp Posted February 14, 2005 #3 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Flagger, Yes, because ice cream has no bones. :rolleyes: Wesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker Ken Posted February 14, 2005 #4 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Wewee! I ran out of breath just reading that thing! I gotta catch my breath now...:D That just about has is all covered. Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruznTom Posted February 14, 2005 #5 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Flagger - Do you feel more like you do now than when you got up this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkm Posted February 14, 2005 #6 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Huh???? What???? Garry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoothdancer Posted February 14, 2005 #7 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Not following your question either.... but my office is in Fairfield, CT.... Try posting again,with your concerns, ...Would be glad to help, if I could better understand your concerns...... Janet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruiseDreamer28 Posted February 14, 2005 #8 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Comfortable shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnObie Posted February 14, 2005 #9 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Yes.... but how does a rose know it's a flower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kami's pal Posted February 14, 2005 #10 Share Posted February 14, 2005 is a hot cup of tea, but what is the question? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-sip Posted February 14, 2005 #11 Share Posted February 14, 2005 You can wear your bathrobe on deck as long as you have previously spent a long time getting the runaround by Customer Service. until you got a quick email response from Jack Williams, allowing you get your questions answered by incognito Celebrity Employees who are currently removing your belongings from the 21 seats you "reserved" by the pool at 0530. Oh, and those employees do enjoy the phone cards, tchotchkes from your home town, and money in advance. They'll help to get you on first to those "priority" tenders, get you the recipes for those unique martinis you had on board, tell you on which side of the ship you can smoke, help you organize your cosmetics in your over-the-door hanger, plug in your power strip, hang up your extra hangers, and get you anything off the dining room menu delivered to your cabin (during mealtimes, that is). They'll also help you identify those fantastic bargains in the ports of call. Why, those simpletons in the stores recommended by the Shopping Guide have no idea what jewelry costs in the US, and that's why they'll let top quality jewelry out of their stores for only a fraction of the price it sells for at home. Their loss is your gain! And after you return back to the ship, you can fondly recall the Glory Days of Celebrity, when they tied something around something else on your plate, when the Captain's Club was the exclusive province of those who had--wait for it--$35 to pay for membership. That kept out the riffraff, unlike today, when the "great unwashed" gets 2-for-1 in the specialty restaurant, just like they get back home at the IHOP with the coupon book they bought from the Cub Scout next door. Oh, and you actually had to hand your tips to those smiling third-worlders from Tsunamiland--you couldn't charge it on your shipboard account to get the frequent miles, but you could get a cash advance in the casino. If you could ever get over the guilt at your exploitation of them, you'd round up your suggested tip to the nearest dollar. And you'd spend a lot of time on your veranda (either under the "overhang" in Concierge Class or with your nakedness being mocked by those one deck up from your Sky Suite) thinking about that glow in the toilet. 'Night, Folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Lois R Posted February 14, 2005 #12 Share Posted February 14, 2005 If you didn't know how old you are....would you actually feel the age you really are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbelian Posted February 14, 2005 #13 Share Posted February 14, 2005 LOL.... that covers a lot, but a lot was missed too smoking tipping getting cash from the casino? drydock Itinerary changes (OMG!) where is the 'your ship name here' today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruisingChick Posted February 14, 2005 #14 Share Posted February 14, 2005 What does Norwalk, CT have to do with anything? If you are referring to the "Norwalk Virus" that was named after Nowalk, OHIO where it originated, not Connecticut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmp13 Posted February 14, 2005 #15 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Just remember to light your candles while ironing in your cabin and all will be well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezzdogg Posted February 14, 2005 #16 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Affleck!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertiger Posted February 14, 2005 #17 Share Posted February 14, 2005 this is the funniest thread ive seen in years, and dont forget to take the elevator from the front of the ship to the rear! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted February 14, 2005 #18 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Flagger...:D Wish I had thought of it!! Great post.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlelight Posted February 14, 2005 #19 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Great Post, Flagger. And great follow-up, T-Sip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisadelRio Posted February 15, 2005 #20 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Simple, wear a T-shirt with the number "42" on it.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newtocc Posted February 15, 2005 #21 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Anybody wanna buy a hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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