Sienon's Top 10 Cruise questions??

[DisneyCruiseFansMc]

I was just on the Gem last week & LOVED Sienon the cruise director. He had a hiliarious Top 10 list of questions he's been asked & I was wondering if anybody remembers the whole list.

I've got: Is the water in the toliet fresh or salt water?

Do these stairs go up or down?

Do all the crew sleep onboard?

What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?

 

I need 6 more!! HELP!!!

[vols_159]

i dont know about your cd but. my cd last yr.on the sky had sorda of the same list i remember a couple that may help

1 does the crew sleep on the ship

2 does the ship produce its on electricity

3 and im thinking 1 was about the water in the pool

[Got Tequila?]

I was just on the Gem last week & LOVED Sienon the cruise director. He had a hiliarious Top 10 list of questions he's been asked & I was wondering if anybody remembers the whole list.

I've got: Is the water in the toliet fresh or salt water?

Do these stairs go up or down?

Do all the crew sleep onboard?

What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?

 

I need 6 more!! HELP!!!

 

 

These questions have been around forever...:):)

 

10. Do these steps go up or down?

9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?

8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?

7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?

6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?

5. Does the ship make its own electricity?

4. Is it salt water in the toilets?

3. What elevation are we at?

2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day... the question asked...If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?

1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

[98Charlie]

We've heard the "Top 10" list on 5 different cruise lines:p I think it comes from the "CD's Comedy Training Manual".

 

Here's the usual ones:

 

• 10. Do these steps go up or down?
   
  
• 9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
   
  
• 8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
   
  
• 7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?
   
  
• 6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?
   
  
• 5. Does the ship make its own electricity?
   
  
• 4. Is it salt water in the toilets?
   
  
• 3. What elevation are we at?
   
  
• 2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day... ...If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?
   
  
• 1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?
  

 

Charlie

[cabincop]

Another thing people say to me is that they love to watch the water go by as we sail(the ship sails not the water):D

[valleyvillage]

One CD had some funny rejoinders to the questions, a la Bill Engvall... does the crew sleep on the ship? Nope! Late at night we have these really quiet helicopters take them all home! Here's your sign!

[sdmike]

Was on a flight from LA to HI once, and someone asked the flight attendant if the flight was non-stop. Without hesitating the flight attendant said "I sure hope so, honey"

[sdmike]

Another I've heard (in ship shows) is:

 

What language do they speak in Alaska?, or

Do they take dollars in Alaska?

 

(here's your sign)

 

[timeforadaiquiri]

I think someone posted a compilation from cruise directors of these top 10 on YouTube.

[coffeebean]

These questions have been around forever...:):)

 

10. Do these steps go up or down?

9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?

8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?

7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?

6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?

5. Does the ship make its own electricity?

4. Is it salt water in the toilets?

3. What elevation are we at?

2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day... the question asked...If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?

1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

Yes...these questions have been around at least since I started cruising in 2001. I've heard many Cruise Directors deliver this material but it takes someone with really good comedic sense and timing to make the audience laugh.

[jmcdon7230]

Yes...these questions have been around at least since I started cruising in 2001. I've heard many Cruise Directors deliver this material but it takes someone with really good comedic sense and timing to make the audience laugh.

 

I agree. It's hard to believe that "what time is the midnight buffet" is number one, since midnight buffets are obsolete.