What are they drinking/thinking/smoking?

[kitty9]

Just use the phrase my grandmother used to say. "Every dog smells his own". How can this person not know he's smelling his own stuff?

[iheartbda]

Just use the phrase my grandmother used to say. "Every dog smells his own". How can this person not know he's smelling his own stuff?

There's also the reverse of that....thinks his doesn't smell.:p:D

[luddite]

If you're not the lead dog, the view never improves.

I do wonder if some diabetes might be in play for that guy.

[jamessemaj]

A classic example of complainers on cruises. Smell everything but themselves.

[sjcruiser]

Extra/more water or fluids

[bus man]

He insists on having the problem fixed immediately - and of course is demanding compensation.

 

You could offer to remove the flush fee from his bill.

[rrobynec]

Suggest he stop eating asparagus. ;)

Or maybe eat more--his pee won't smell like urine anyway!:eek:

[collectingcoke]

I can't reply I'm laughing too hard, suggest he use a nose plug when using the bathroom. Some people....

[bplazo]

I can't reply I'm laughing too hard, suggest he use a nose plug when using the bathroom. Some people....

 

I was going to suggest giving him a clothes pin :).

[Atomica]

Not quite sure how to address his...ahem...#1 issues; just be thankful #2 hasn't cropped up yet.

[Sharon I]

Wow that is funny, I am enjoying this a lot. Who takes a deep breath and takes in the aromas in a bathroom. This guy needs to wrap a rubber band around it the rest of the cruise and not remove the elastic band until he leaves the ship. If he removes the elastic band at home it may be a good thing, his wife might be looking at a bathroom renovation.

 

Sharon I