Beautiful Young lady on her first cruise.

[Longboysfan]

Dear Diary:

 

MONDAY AFTERNOON: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be.

I felt singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his

table tonight.

 

TUESDAY AFTERNOON: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge

with the Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me

there are 1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for

everyone's comfort, safety and having a good time. He is so charming

and invited me to dine at his table again tonight.

 

WEDNESDAY EVENING: The Captain saw me at the pool this

afternoon and invited me to have dinner in his cabin. His cabin is

very cozy and the dinner was served with the best wines. He made

several amorous proposals to me but I stood firm on my moral

convictions.

 

THURSDAY EVENING: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the

ship if I do not give in to his exotic proposals.

 

FRIDAY MORNING: I saved 1262 lives last night....twice.

[alpal1993]

Thanks for the laugh!

[dfhnis]

very funny

[CaptData]

That is a good one. :D

[ImpulsivePuppy]

hmmmmmmm...

[claud925]

Loved it! Keep 'em coming.:D

[katiel53]

Good one!

[DeRon]

That was, ummm, weird.

[starrynites]

Why do I picture a Drag Queen while reading this story? Good for you!:D

[Maine Coon]

Little did he know, I was having my sex change operation just before the cruise...