Longboysfan Posted April 26, 2005 #1 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Dear Diary: MONDAY AFTERNOON: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his table tonight. TUESDAY AFTERNOON: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me there are 1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone's comfort, safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me to dine at his table again tonight. WEDNESDAY EVENING: The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and invited me to have dinner in his cabin. His cabin is very cozy and the dinner was served with the best wines. He made several amorous proposals to me but I stood firm on my moral convictions. THURSDAY EVENING: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his exotic proposals. FRIDAY MORNING: I saved 1262 lives last night....twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal1993 Posted April 26, 2005 #2 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfhnis Posted April 26, 2005 #3 Share Posted April 26, 2005 very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptData Posted April 26, 2005 #4 Share Posted April 26, 2005 That is a good one. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpulsivePuppy Posted April 26, 2005 #5 Share Posted April 26, 2005 hmmmmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claud925 Posted April 26, 2005 #6 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Loved it! Keep 'em coming.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katiel53 Posted April 27, 2005 #7 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeRon Posted April 27, 2005 #8 Share Posted April 27, 2005 That was, ummm, weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starrynites Posted April 27, 2005 #9 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Why do I picture a Drag Queen while reading this story? Good for you!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maine Coon Posted April 27, 2005 #10 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Little did he know, I was having my sex change operation just before the cruise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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