KansCocoa Posted July 15, 2012 Author #226 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Let’s see if I can at least finish up our day in Livorno before I take off for a week… When we last left our shaken travelers…they had all just left – albeit separately – the Accademia…and were gathering outside the exit doors… After explaining to the boys that the ear-piercing alarm they had heard in the museum had been detonated by their very own mother, they initially looked at me in disbelief, and a little bit of horror…but then saw the absurdity of the situation, and began cracking up. I’m glad they could see the humor in the situation, because I certainly couldn’t…I was actually trembling…scared to death that at any moment, an Italian policeman would walk up and take me away. And how would I explain accidentally setting off a panic alarm, that I probably should never have had in the first place??!! Only one thing could be more absurd than what had just happened in that museum, and that was this… …a life-size PINK replica of The David, by artist Hans Peter Feldmann, that is currently being shown in the courtyard near the museum exit. Well. Pink David is certainly attention-getting, and it certainly did make me giggle. A bit. This was now the THIRD David we’d seen that day…Florence is certainly proud of their David. Leaving the Accademia, we headed back to find Elisabetta, patiently waiting for us at the van. Eagerly, she asked how we had enjoyed our visit with David, and we all look at each other…unsure how to answer. Finally, Hubby Mike says, “Well…let’s just say SOME of us enjoyed the visit better than others…and leave it at that.” A very short drive to another part of the little city, and Elisabetta is dropping us off near the Ponte Vecchio, the bridge that is so pretty, that enemy soldiers refused to bomb it back in WWII. She explains that we are now to wander around in this area, to perhaps do some shopping, or eating, or sightseeing. Again – I look at her in panic; what if we get LOST??!! She assures me that we’ll be fine; you can’t get lost in Florence. We have about 90 minutes or so to wander the streets and see what we can find. Our first treasure to explore was the bridge itself. Built back in Roman times, it now contains a swarth of jewelry shops that cater to tourists… We have a bit of fun window shopping and checking out the (inflated, in my opinion) prices of the jewelry found here. Wandering over the bridge, there are a few places that will give you a fantastic view of the Arno River and the surrounding houses… It was about this time that my stomach had calmed down enough from the Accademia incident, that suddenly – it hit me – I was STARVING. If I was starving, the Klingons HAD to be all but wasting away…especially the boys. I do have to give them kudos here, because never once did they whine or complain about being hungry. I think sometimes that we were so overwhelmed with what we were experiencing that we kinda’, sorta’, forgot about our own needs…such as food. Crazy, huh? I KNOW, right? Here we are in one of the food capitals of the world – Italy – and we forget to eat. Well. This needed immediate attention…and it wasn’t too long before we found a delightful little café, Ristorante Queen Victoria. The food looked fresh; the prices looked reasonable; and it was air-conditioned. Perfect. Everyone but me went for the pizza…and they unanimously agreed that it was very good. I'm not a pizza fan...but I have to say...it looked delicious....! As for me, I wanted one thing…and one thing only. I’d had my heart set on having pasta in Florence, so that’s what I did: Dang...just the picture has me craving this all over again.... Yum. It was cheesy…it was creamy…and it was seasoned just right. And for dessert? I had cannoli. Real, Italian cannoli…in Florence. It’s amazing the medicinal effects of cannoli…soon, I was recovering quite nicely from my Accademia nightmare…I had a happy tummy…the family had happy tummies…and it was time to get back out there on the streets of Florence, and explore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloGaleRNTX Posted July 15, 2012 #227 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Have a great time with Mickey........hope you will post a review of that cruise too!!! Barb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivavegas Posted July 15, 2012 #228 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Awesome review and photos too! Thank you so much for sharing!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KansCocoa Posted July 15, 2012 Author #229 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Now was the time to really explore…to wander, at will…to find hidden alleyways and surprising piazzas and discover the beauty that makes Florence…well…beautiful. We wandered into the Piazza della Signoria, which is an open-air sculpture gallery very near the Uffizi Gallery, as well as the Palazzo Vecchio. This plaza had tons of barbarians roaming in every direction, and it would be very easy to get lost and separated from your loved ones here…. Let me insert a sidenote. Most people probably only have to worry about losing their kids. Not me. I have to worry about losing Hubby Mike. He’ll get so caught up with something…staring at at…pondering it…absorbing it…that the rest of us will inadvertently leave him behind as we rush to see what’s next. And before we know it, we’ll look around, and we’ll be like, “Hey! Where’s Mikey?” and no one will know. Kinda’ like when I left him behind in the crypt in Guatemala…. I figured out an easy solution on this trip. We dressed Hubby Mike in a bright neon-green shirt that stood out like a beacon in the confusion of all of the barbarians. Just like “Where’s Waldo”…only in this case, “Where’s Mikey?” …can you find him now? Isn't it GREAT??!! Easy, peasy.... If we got too far ahead of him, all we had to do was stop and look for the shirt. Worked like a charm. The Piazza has some amazing statues that even had the Klingons stopping and admiring…like this statue of Neptune here… You can’t tell from the photo, but Neptune is kinda’ giving The Fake David statue the side-eye…which the kids thought was amusing… The 4th, and final, David statue we saw in Florence this day… Fake David stands in the spot where the Real David stood for hundreds of years before the Powers-That-Be got smart and moved him indoors. If he’s outside…how do you charge $$$ to see him? We at one point wondered into a building (the door was open, and no one stopped us), where we saw the coolest door…to nowhere. It was way, way up high, and so I had the Klingons pose in front of it so you could get the perspective: Almost time to go meet back up with Elisabetta, but we have one more very important stop to make… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KansCocoa Posted July 15, 2012 Author #230 Share Posted July 15, 2012 In the interest of science, it would only be right for me to work on my ongoing research project of Finding the Best Gelato In All of Europe (I hope to write a thesis one day and publish my results…but more research is definitely needed.) This has been an ongoing project since my first trip to Europe in 2009, and I have yet to find the Perfect 10 of Gelato. Well…here we are…in Florence…and rumor has it there should be some awfully delicious gelato here. Soon enough, we found ourselves in a little no-name gelato shop on some little no-name passageway, and before me was this little bowl of delight: Banana-chocolate chunk…with a side scoop of chocolate…. I love my job. The gelato was good…but not the Perfect 10. Sigh. I must keep searching until that elusive gelato is found… So…our lovely day in Florence was almost to an end. We wandered a bit more as we headed back to our meeting point with Elisabetta, who packed us up in the van and whisked us off back to Livorno. The car was cool…our tummies were happy…and before I knew it, we were all dozing…except for Elisabetta, of course. And Brad – he will tell you that he NEVER naps, thank you very much. Before we knew it...we were back at the port, and Elisabetta was gently waking us all up and saying good-bye. What a delightful young lady and what a delightful day...for the most part (cough, panic alarm, cough). I would rate Elisabetta and RomeInLimo an A+. For the price, the quality, the service, and the convenience, they can't be beat when touring in Italy. And before leaving you for awhile, I have to share two of the kids’ photos from Florence… First, we have Too-Tall Taylor’s photo…and remember…here we are in the birthplace of the Italian Renaissance…beautiful Florence…art sculptures and architecture all around…and Taylor’s photo is of: What he “thinks” are the doors to the apartment where the cast from “The Jersey Store” stayed when they filmed their season in Florence last year….Can you tell what a proud mama I am??!! And Brad’s entry for our travelogue is this: A Florentine pigeon. Did you expect anything less? Sigh. That's it...until I return from the Freedom...I hope you all come back to visit my report! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPacificbound Posted July 15, 2012 #231 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Your review and pictures are great! Yes, you really can't get lost in Florence, it is a lovely, charming city and very walkable. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Familygoboston Posted July 15, 2012 #232 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Loving your review! I'm saving all your guide suggestions! Our best friends were in pizza same day as you...I'm sure you ran into them, looking at the photos...no one was there that day:rolleyes: Thanks for taking the time to write it...one teeny little suggestion for you... Lose your purse. Just get rid of it, donate it to Goodwill, anything! You clearly have some kind neurological disorder related to this purse in which once you have put something in it, your brain forgets it entirely. :D Enjoy Freedom, and looking forward to the rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Az's Cruising Nana Posted July 15, 2012 #233 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Have a great cruise and we will be waiting......Thanks for an entertaining review. I even got on the forbidden website of cruise critic at work today because I was going through withdrawal. Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argentinita Posted July 15, 2012 #234 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Hello! Great review! Just wanted to consult you on which site you bought tickets for Pisa and the Accademia? I saw many websites, but I have doubts of any use! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgyoshi Posted July 15, 2012 #235 Share Posted July 15, 2012 aw man!! I have to wait all week!? Thanks for the review thus far, Sherri. I'm loving it and cracking up over all your adventure..or mis-adventures! Enjoy the Freedom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulcimergirl Posted July 15, 2012 #236 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Loved your review, and did finally friend you. I'm enjoying your cruise and trip to all those places almost more than cruising myself. Almost.. lol Have a great cruise, will be looking forward to the new review.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxoocruiser Posted July 15, 2012 #237 Share Posted July 15, 2012 So enjoying this review ! Wake up each morning in anticipation to reading the new posts that have been added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temple1 Posted July 15, 2012 #238 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Sherri, Loving your review, I frequently lose interest in daily reports, but you and your Klingons are definitely worth following! One question, did you find out where the "panic button" came from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seren123 Posted July 15, 2012 #239 Share Posted July 15, 2012 This is fab. We are going on the serenade in less than two weeks and you are really getting me excited by reading your review. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantwaittwogo Posted July 15, 2012 #240 Share Posted July 15, 2012 cant wait for the rest. now thats what i call a review! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcdc48 Posted July 15, 2012 #241 Share Posted July 15, 2012 i'm loving this review as well but cant believe we have to wait until after your Mom & daughter cruise to hear the rest. i just hope you have good notes or a super memory !!!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnewscruiser Posted July 15, 2012 #242 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Sherri, my husband and I are really enjoying reading this review! I think it may be my favorite review I've ever read. Cannot wait for your return from FOS to read more! I really hope you do a review of Freedom, since we will be sailing on her next. Hope you have a wonderful cruise and looking forward to the "rest of the story." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyorker123 Posted July 15, 2012 #243 Share Posted July 15, 2012 This is awesome. It was so good that I've been checking prices on the Med instead of the Caribbean!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Latte Posted July 16, 2012 #244 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I must post to express how much I am hoping that you will finish this report when you come back! Loving it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OHlady Posted July 16, 2012 #245 Share Posted July 16, 2012 did you notice the real bird on the tree stump that is part of the statue of the outside David? Taking pictures of birds is a family thing..see? That David really gets around... I saw him in Vegas! Really enjoying your review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeselee Posted July 16, 2012 #246 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I cannot honestly remember the last time I have enjoyed a review as much! loving it :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnaman43 Posted July 16, 2012 #247 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Hi another cruiser from KCMO. I have so enjoyed your trip. We love the Serenade and have been on her a number of times. This trip is on my bucket list. Your review with pictures is the best. Have fun on the next cruise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnlcruise Posted July 16, 2012 #248 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I'm enjoying your "Most Excellent Adventure". Can't wait to read more. Have fun of FOS. She's a great ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish Posted July 16, 2012 #249 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I love your review, and look forward to read more next week. I would love to be on the same cruise ship as you. Enjoy your mother and daugther cruise. And then please get back with more......:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare BillOh Posted July 16, 2012 #250 Share Posted July 16, 2012 (edited) Thanks, everyone! I think we're all packed and ready to go for our adventure tomorrow... And yes...the Italian jail was tongue-in-cheek...I'm at the most famous statue in the world, and I not only set off an alarm, but I run out of the museum clutching a purse - with terror and guilt written all over my face. I'm amazed that I was never questioned...or stopped...unbelievable! I felt FOR SURE that it was just a matter of time before I had to answer to the authorities on what just happened. :) When you said you and your husband were both clutching the purse I thought maybe that he was going to jail, or at least got roughed up. In Hindsight, the whole incident was one of the funniest things I've read here. Edited July 16, 2012 by BillOh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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