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EdmundXXIII
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Because it means you're the most boring person on Earth?

 

 

Scene: Mickey Arison (MA), Arnold Donald (AD), and Christine Duffy (CD) in a boardroom somewhere in Miami:

 

MA: This moron has been on his laptop for 20 minutes. What's he doing? Are we charging enough for Internet? Why is he reading Twitter on a cruise anyways? For heavens' sake, why doesn't he go to the Lido or something?

 

CD: Let's change the channel to another passenger.

 

<click>

 

AD: Oh hell no. This one's touching his-

 

<click>

 

CD: That balcony is empty. Try another.

 

<click>

 

MA: Is that John Heald in his underpants? I thought he was off the ships.

 

CD: Looks like he's on vacation. I think that's a framed picture of Megan Fox next to the cigar box.

 

AD: Fine him! He can't smoke out there!

 

CD: But if we do, his Facebook legions will sink our popularity ratings online.

 

MA: Arnold, why the heck did we invest two hundred million dollars in these darned cameras? These people are either boring or gross. It's no fun to watch them and I'm not getting any more money out of it!

 

AD: Mr. Arison, it's all about improving your image. People didn't like you after that bad business with the fires and the sinking Italian ships, but after I get "caught" doing this, they'll be begging to have you take a more active role again to straighten things out.

 

CD: But that would end badly for YOU, Arnold.

 

AD: Golden parachute, baby. Have you SEEN my contract?

 

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My son would go to Lido deck and goof around and I could watch it on the in cabin show! Funny.

 

I talked to security on Legend on the last trip from Tampa. He said they installed hundreds of camera for the trip to Sydney because those passengers did some very raucous things.

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