GUT2407 Posted May 2, 2016 #1 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Just nutted out why they call it Horizon Court, cause your horizontal dimension ends up the size of a tennis court. as wifey says "Come back Fat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 2, 2016 #2 Share Posted May 2, 2016 :confused::confused::confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putterdude Posted May 2, 2016 #3 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Guess I am just a dumb Canuck but ........:confused::confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUT2407 Posted May 2, 2016 Author #4 Share Posted May 2, 2016 No sense of humour, that's what's wrong it's the world today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 2, 2016 #5 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Just nutted out why they call it Horizon Court, cause your horizontal dimension ends up the size of a tennis court. as wifey says "Come back Fat" Its ok i think i get it,COURT=TENNIS COURT,so your horizon vision only extends to the extent of the available food=coming back fat. COURT=(FOODxVISION@%INTAKE=WAIST MEASUREMENT) Sorry bit slow this morning,humor restored:eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUT2407 Posted May 2, 2016 Author #6 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Its ok i think i get it,COURT=TENNIS COURT,so your horizon vision only extends to the extent of the available food=coming back fat. COURT=(FOODxVISION@%INTAKE=WAIST MEASUREMENT) Sorry bit slow this morning,humor restored:eek::eek: As simple as you end up as far across as a tennis Court Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmwmarmstrong Posted May 2, 2016 #7 Share Posted May 2, 2016 cause your horizontal dimension (butt) ends up the size of a tennis court. I found much humor and truth to this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 2, 2016 #8 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Deuce advantage Gut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treven Posted May 2, 2016 #9 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Game, Set, Match.😋 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUT2407 Posted May 2, 2016 Author #10 Share Posted May 2, 2016 cause your horizontal dimension (butt) ends up the size of a tennis court.I found much humor and truth to this! Least someone got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 2, 2016 #11 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Bring on the grunters.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky TGO Posted May 2, 2016 #12 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I have a question do they have any BUTTER there?? :eek: Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUT2407 Posted May 2, 2016 Author #13 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I have a question do they have any BUTTER there?? :eek:Tony Yep that's why we "Come back fat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 2, 2016 #14 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Of course tony,its all about spreading the love :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njb59 Posted May 2, 2016 #15 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I get it good old Aussie humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 2, 2016 #16 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Whats a canuck,is it a Canadian i figure. Now do Canadians play tennis. Do they eat beavers and bears:eek: Please dont tell me they think mac cheese is a delicacy. I watch cooking shows and south of the border they do mac cheese lasange,mac cheese and eggs,mac cheese and just about anything,in fact cheese and sugar seem to be a staple diet.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendon Posted May 2, 2016 #17 Share Posted May 2, 2016 "come back fat"...that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 2, 2016 #18 Share Posted May 2, 2016 "come back fat"...that's funny! Suppose it was,made us think to much,way to early in the morning:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrykel Posted May 2, 2016 #19 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Whats a canuck,is it a Canadian i figure.Now do Canadians play tennis. Do they eat beavers and bears:eek: Please dont tell me they think mac cheese is a delicacy. I watch cooking shows and south of the border they do mac cheese lasange,mac cheese and eggs,mac cheese and just about anything,in fact cheese and sugar seem to be a staple diet.:cool: Yes. Of course we do. Ewww. No. Double Ewww. Not sure what cooking shows you are watching.. but I can assure you, unless you are a toddler, mac and cheese is not a staple in most Canadians diet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 3, 2016 #20 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Yes.Of course we do. Ewww. No. Double Ewww. Not sure what cooking shows you are watching.. but I can assure you, unless you are a toddler, mac and cheese is not a staple in most Canadians diet! Good to hear,thats why i said the cooking shows were south of the border,anyways we just checking you out.:):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUT2407 Posted May 3, 2016 Author #21 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Suppose it was,made us think to much,way to early in the morning:) At trivia etc (in fact any bit of paper with Come Back New on it) Mrs Gut crosses out "New" writes in "Fat" she even told our last Captain that she was prepared to sell the slogan to Princess, no offer so far..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WupperAV Posted May 3, 2016 #22 Share Posted May 3, 2016 It was right funny. All the Canadians drowned playing hockey in Orlando.Trump says he's going to build a foot high fence to trip up the Canadians too! BTW/My best friend is from Vancouver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 3, 2016 #23 Share Posted May 3, 2016 (edited) A long time ago,the Kiwis dug a huge trench and it filled with water and the land mass eventually drifted away.They renamed these islands NZ(main island) AUS(west island).:eek: Edited May 3, 2016 by mrs and mrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs and mrs Posted May 3, 2016 #24 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Im guessing that Mr Trumpet,is going to have some big-infrastructure projects up and running soon.Will be good for the economy i figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrykel Posted May 3, 2016 #25 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Good to hear,thats why i said the cooking shows were south of the border,anyways we just checking you out.:):) Right... Your south of me, I'm north of you. Too much on the brain lately. It's not working like it should! :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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