countrygirlcruiser1234 Posted May 22, 2017 #1 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Saw this on another board and thought this would be a great topic. so lets hear it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboygene Posted May 22, 2017 #2 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Overloading a plate with bacon and leaving it uneaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstapler7 Posted May 22, 2017 #3 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Overloading a plate with bacon and leaving it uneaten. That should be illegal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstapler7 Posted May 22, 2017 #4 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Yelling at the DJ from the pool to play Freebird over and over again... ..oh wait. That was me. No more Fireball for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escentialssoycandles Posted May 22, 2017 #5 Share Posted May 22, 2017 On my last cruise on Sunshine a few weeks ago - we had a Spa cabin on deck 12 right by the door that exits to Serenity. We walked out one night around 9 pm and there was a guy watching porn on an Ipad - without ear buds in. He jumped up when he realized we caught him - all deer in the headlights. It was actually quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlesKru Posted May 22, 2017 #6 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Several years ago, I was on the Sensation. I was playing Texas Holdem at the PokerPro table. The table was full, and two of the players were sloppy drunk. One of them was in a huge hand, and lost on the last card. He got so mad he used the Bud Light can he was drinking from to smash the touch pad screen in front of him. He literally destroyed it... I was next to him and got doused in beer and glass... not cool. The other drunk was cheering him on. Carnival cut him off, and made him pay for it before he left the ship two days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsywych Posted May 22, 2017 #7 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Two unescorted kids, about 9 or 10 years old, were on one of the atrium elevators, finger painting with ice cream. Giggling like the little fiends they obviously were. The glass, the walls, the elevator buttons were just covered in ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnorris10 Posted May 22, 2017 #8 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Practically having sex with each other in front of a ton of children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare IntrepidFromDC Posted May 22, 2017 #9 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Sloppy drunk blonde berating: first a couple of other players at the Hold'Em table, then all the players, then the dealer, and finally the pit boss - "You don't know sh*t", etc. She was dropping chips in her drink, on the floor and amazingly winning hands left and right playing blind, then coaching the rest of us that this is the only way to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisemom67 Posted May 22, 2017 #10 Share Posted May 22, 2017 One of our first cruises, we were walking towards lido food area. My 4 year old daughter turned around immediately and started walking the opposite way. Someone was throwing up all over and my 4 y.o. had a huge phobia of vomit. Okay, I know the person couldn't help it, but it scarred my daughter for life. Now she is 17 and still talks about it! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusinpsychRN Posted May 22, 2017 #11 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Smoking at the railing on embarkation with no ash tray in sight. I asked him where he was putting his ashes and he said "over the side". !! I explained to him how dangerous that was. "Oh, I didn't know." Saw a small child at the railing nearly go through to the ocean. Mom wasn't paying any attention. Scared the heck out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristi Williamson Posted May 22, 2017 #12 Share Posted May 22, 2017 About 7 years ago, DH and I were swinging through Lido to grab a quick dinner and the lady in front of us used the flat handled spatula to scoop up a piece of fish, sniff it and then PUT IT BACK. I let her know that was NOT OK and she genuinely didn't get why it was a big deal. Her words: I mean, like, I didn't lick it or anything. ...sigh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisemom67 Posted May 22, 2017 #13 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Our last cruise on the Magic, we went to the omelet station. One lady in front, so I got in that line instead of the one next to her with 2 people. She then ordered 11 OMELETS! We waited forever. Someone said something to her, and she said her kids couldn't stand in line because they are "little." Guess they are going to be getting a LOT bigger on those 11 omelets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysticks1 Posted May 22, 2017 #14 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I saw a lady pick up bread with her hands in the buffet line, look at it and then put it back. I told one of the guys behind and he took all of it away. I also saw a lady carrying her young child in the pool with just a diaper on (the kid, not the lady LOL) despite all the signs saying you can't do that. They had been in for a while, that diaper probably weighed 10 pounds. That is why I don't do pools or hot tubs on a cruise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keys2Heaven Posted May 22, 2017 #15 Share Posted May 22, 2017 About 7 years ago, DH and I were swinging through Lido to grab a quick dinner and the lady in front of us used the flat handled spatula to scoop up a piece of fish, sniff it and then PUT IT BACK. I let her know that was NOT OK and she genuinely didn't get why it was a big deal. Her words: I mean, like, I didn't lick it or anything. ...sigh... Sometimes I think a common sense test should be given to folks who want to cruise with these "what would you do" questions. If you fail, you don't board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmfresh Posted May 22, 2017 #16 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Saw a toddler running around the pier with oblivious parents and ran right into the water...a crew member happened to be painting on a scaffold and jumped in after her...he was recognized at the evening show that night for saving her. Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusinpsychRN Posted May 22, 2017 #17 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Our last cruise on the Magic, we went to the omelet station. One lady in front, so I got in that line instead of the one next to her with 2 people. She then ordered 11 OMELETS! We waited forever. Someone said something to her, and she said her kids couldn't stand in line because they are "little." Guess they are going to be getting a LOT bigger on those 11 omelets! Chronic wrong line disease! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo1959 Posted May 22, 2017 #18 Share Posted May 22, 2017 kareoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentine's Mom Posted May 22, 2017 #19 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Someone undressing and dressing at the pool area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hishorselover Posted May 22, 2017 #20 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I saw a lady pick up bread with her hands in the buffet line, look at it and then put it back. I told one of the guys behind and he took all of it away. I also saw a lady carrying her young child in the pool with just a diaper on (the kid, not the lady LOL) despite all the signs saying you can't do that. They had been in for a while, that diaper probably weighed 10 pounds. That is why I don't do pools or hot tubs on a cruise. On my last cruise there were so many people in the hot tub you literally could not have fit another. I think they were all one family and there were several small children who kept going back and forth from pool to hot tub. I counted and at one point there were 14 people in the hot tub. Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RW20 Posted May 22, 2017 #21 Share Posted May 22, 2017 We were at the Cucina del Capitano one night. There was 8 of us including three children aged 10, 8 and 2. The table next to us was having a domestic and the wife was swearing at her husband and calling him some very vile names. My husband spoke to them and asked them to watch their language as we had three kids at the next table. Her response was "Oh I am so f___ing sorry!" After that she swore at her husband and they both left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusinpsychRN Posted May 22, 2017 #22 Share Posted May 22, 2017 A couple bragging about all their expensive things asked us if we wanted to join them back in their cabin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asalligo Posted May 22, 2017 #23 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Screaming toddler in the MDR which went on for a long while, Carnival did not intervene and eventually a guest said something to the parents. This did not go well and it seemed like a fight might erupt until Carnival then stepped in and calmed the situation down. They were right back the next night though and the toddler was at it again, nothing was done the 2nd night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boston Mom Posted May 22, 2017 #24 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Not CCL, we were on another line, but we saw a funny one. My husband and I were going for an after dinner walk and ended up in an obscure little corner of the ship, and there was a man and a woman huddled in the corner, with his hand up her skirt and her top all askew. We just kept walking and made a joke about "get a room"........ The next night we are sitting next to the guy and his wife at a show - the wife was definitely NOT the woman from the night before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstapler7 Posted May 22, 2017 #25 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Not CCL, we were on another line, but we saw a funny one. My husband and I were going for an after dinner walk and ended up in an obscure little corner of the ship, and there was a man and a woman huddled in the corner, with his hand up her skirt and her top all askew. We just kept walking and made a joke about "get a room"........ The next night we are sitting next to the guy and his wife at a show - the wife was definitely NOT the woman from the night before. Oh my. I guess that's why they couldn't get a room! :o:o:') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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