Ocean Dancer Posted November 13, 2017 #251 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just got back from a week in the Caribbean, so will not read all 245 responses, You are really missing out!!:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bl262000 Posted November 13, 2017 #252 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I believe you can only purchase by the roll, but you should check with corporate. You can also find some TA's who offer a free TO perk if you book with them. As a Diamond Superior, your sister can do as she wishes. Of course. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Hmmm careful, On the unofficial RCI blog, it mentions new tech to be introduced across the fleet over the next 2 years, if the flush fee is brought in, it could be that RCI might be introducing rectal scanners to prevent package/paper sharing :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banzaii Posted November 13, 2017 #253 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I am a first time cruiser and I am confused by the TP packages can I buy per flush. If I can only get the 1 ply how many squares do I get? can I just buy 7 squares or do I need the whole roll? Also My sister is double D+ in cabin next to mine can I just use hers? I don't think anyone would know. Thanks for the help. Are you trying to ride on the coat tails of a double D+? That is disgusting! ( . Y . ) Sent from my SM-G930F using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 13, 2017 #254 Share Posted November 13, 2017 No offense taken. All of us started at Tin, moved up to Aluminum, Pewter, Brass, Copper, Silver, Gold, Platinum and finally 'Diamond' but.... never forgetting where we started from....... Tin. ;) Again, no offense taken. :D Nice words comrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 13, 2017 #255 Share Posted November 13, 2017 For all of you fellow D, I want to say this thread has been my actual LOL reading material. I need to be careful when reading at work. Sometimes frivolity isn’t appreciated in my medical field. Thank you, thank you, bowing deeply. I’m only 10 points short of D+, but I’m inching up with my March cruise coming up. I’m thinking that one suitcase may need to be TP, possibly good for black market trading with lesser travelers. Sent from my iPhone using Forums Maybe we should get gold to be our roll runners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 13, 2017 #256 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Hmmm careful, On the unofficial RCI blog, it mentions new tech to be introduced across the fleet over the next 2 years, if the flush fee is brought in, it could be that RCI might be introducing rectal scanners to prevent package/paper sharing :eek: If we find anyone abusing their lowly status all toilet facilities will be removed from them until Diamond members say otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 13, 2017 #257 Share Posted November 13, 2017 It’s increasingly hard to find a good scribe that knows his/her place. My minions are grumbling and I sense trouble. How dare they. Sent from my iPhone using Forums Just remind them who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLadyAlexa Posted November 13, 2017 #258 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just remind them who you are.Gold Pride Sent from my SM-G925I using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Boy Posted November 13, 2017 #259 Share Posted November 13, 2017 For all of you fellow D, I want to say this thread has been my actual LOL reading material. I need to be careful when reading at work. Sometimes frivolity isn’t appreciated in my medical field. Thank you, thank you, bowing deeply. I’m only 10 points short of D+, but I’m inching up with my March cruise coming up. I’m thinking that one suitcase may need to be TP, possibly good for black market trading with lesser travelers. Sent from my iPhone using Forums What could a gold member possibly have that you would want to trade such a commodity for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judie Posted November 13, 2017 #260 Share Posted November 13, 2017 A piña colada would be tasty when delivered, with proper reverence, to my balcony. Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rcarper4001 Posted November 13, 2017 #261 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I agree it should be in RC terms and conditions.Diamond and above should be obeyed at all times Should be already is. Diamonds and above already think they are the C&A police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 13, 2017 Author #262 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I had to stop by the doctor's office this morning. I'm delighted to report that as soon as the receptionist saw all my C&A pins on my C&A shirt, she escorted me into private lounge. I waited just a few minutes before getting to see the doctor. A nice perk at my level is the doctor uses a hand warmer. Spreads the KY evenly and makes the hole experience a real treat. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champbord Posted November 13, 2017 #263 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I respectfully request equality for Gold Members! (hahah) On my next cruise (3 weeks!!!) I am going to the Department Heads and politely request something special. Like DIAMOND special. I will report back! Taking suggestions on what to request as this will be my second RC cruise and don't remember much from my first. P.s. I am solo. Probably be bored on this cruise and this will give me something to do. As a hospitality professional (so, not doing this for the amenities/perks), I am curious, too. I often find cruise lines to be tightwads/strict when compared to the generosity of hotel/resorts vacations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 13, 2017 #264 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Should be already is. Diamonds and above already think they are the C&A police Thats true we are and newbies need to pledge their allegiance to us then we tell them what we need doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 13, 2017 #265 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I had to stop by the doctor's office this morning. I'm delighted to report that as soon as the receptionist saw all my C&A pins on my C&A shirt, she escorted me into private lounge. I waited just a few minutes before getting to see the doctor. A nice perk at my level is the doctor uses a hand warmer. Spreads the KY evenly and makes the hole experience a real treat. ;-) Your doctor,was she Diamond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 13, 2017 #266 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I have heard, Pinnacles have people go to the doctor for them. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 13, 2017 #267 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I respectfully request equality for Gold Members! (hahah) On my next cruise (3 weeks!!!) I am going to the Department Heads and politely request something special. Like DIAMOND special. I will report back! Taking suggestions on what to request as this will be my second RC cruise and don't remember much from my first. P.s. I am solo. Probably be bored on this cruise and this will give me something to do. As a hospitality professional (so, not doing this for the amenities/perks), I am curious, too. I often find cruise lines to be tightwads/strict when compared to the generosity of hotel/resorts vacations. We Diamond+ pay well. You get 1 piece of 3 ply TP for every wish you fulfill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judie Posted November 13, 2017 #268 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I believe that Pinnacles have underlings who have surgery for them. However, the Pinnacles get the time off work and get well gifts. They come back to work when they’re damn good and ready. As it should be. Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBazinga Posted November 13, 2017 #269 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I had to stop by the doctor's office this morning. I'm delighted to report that as soon as the receptionist saw all my C&A pins on my C&A shirt, she escorted me into private lounge. I waited just a few minutes before getting to see the doctor. A nice perk at my level is the doctor uses a hand warmer. Spreads the KY evenly and makes the hole experience a real treat. ;-) The "hole" experience?! Unless you meant to say the "whole" experience, I'm guessing your doctor is a proctologist; in which case one of your upper level C&A perks is the 3 free vouchers for extra K-Y jelly. CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trev71 Posted November 13, 2017 #270 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Funny story when we disembarked the anthem on Saturday, of course they call by the numbers we had one lady task the girl if she could cut in line because she was diamond. they told her no I though it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rcarper4001 Posted November 13, 2017 #271 Share Posted November 13, 2017 The "hole" experience?! Unless you meant to say the "whole" experience, I'm guessing your doctor is a proctologist; in which case one of your upper level C&A perks is the 3 free vouchers for extra K-Y jelly. CB Take it like a Gold member. No extra K-Y jelly needed. Royal never uses extra K-Y jelly for Gold members. Gold Pride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rcarper4001 Posted November 13, 2017 #272 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Funny story when we disembarked the anthem on Saturday, of course they call by the numbers we had one lady task the girl if she could cut in line because she was diamond. they told her no I though it was funny That employee should be fired!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 13, 2017 #273 Share Posted November 13, 2017 That employee should be fired!!! Instantly sacked and all her pay paid into the Diamond fund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete98 Posted November 13, 2017 #274 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Your doctor,was she Diamond. Our proctologist is Platinum! I'm the gold nurse. We ensure all our Platinum patients receive warmed-up KY and we only use scopes made from diamonds and coated in Platinum to ease the journey. As I, your gold nurse, ease you, the Royalty, into slumber and with the utmost gentleness and place top-of-the-line medical equipment into you, you should sweetly dream about being kind to your underlings! You never know when they might have some inadvertent power over your crack. (Mr Cigar, I'm looking forward to meeting you in a few weeks! I enjoy your humor!) Sent from my Nexus 6P using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 13, 2017 Author #275 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (Mr Cigar, I'm looking forward to meeting you in a few weeks! I enjoy your humor!) Just imagine how I am after a few drinks! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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