Silly Cruise Ship Questions!

[ginag]

Top Ten List of Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship:

 

10) Do these steps go up or down?

 

9) What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?

 

8) Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?

 

7) Does the crew sleep on the ship?

 

6) Is this island completely surrounded by water?

 

5) Does the ship make its own electricity?

 

4) Is it salt water in the toliets?

 

3) What elevation are we at?

 

2) There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day...the question asked...if the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?

 

1) What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

 

 

I thought these were cute! They gave me a chuckle!

 

 

 

~gina~

 

11/20 Ecstasy cruise

[serene56]

Actually- the midnight buffet does NOT start at midnight. You can take pictures of the set up from 11:30 til 12:15 and partake in the eating at 12:30.

But you would be surprised just how often these questions are asked on a daily basis on any cruise ship. (even here)

 

Going NOWHERE

 

 

Miracle, February 13, 2005

Legend, October 22,2004

Voyager August 31,2003

Victory September 22,2002

Regal Empress,June 2001

Sensation,August 2000

 

 

[Knights on the Beach]

Or, on some of our past cruises, the midnight buffets started at different times each night! Sometimes at 11:30, sometimes at midnight.

 

Beth

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Carnival Triumph 11/17/01

Enchantment of the Seas 10/27/02

Carnival Victory 5/25/03

Carnival Glory 5/22/04

[hilltopfamily]

Gina, thanks for posting these. They made us laugh so much when we heard them at the disembarkation talk, it's fun to read them now!!

 

Hope you and your family are doing well this Easter holiday.

 

Penny

Disney Magic Eastern 7/2003

Spring Break 5 days onboard Celebration! Mar 22 '04

Aug 1 '04 Carnival Elation--Our 3rd Cruise!!!

[Bunkie103]

I also like:

Is there cable TV?

Can I get todays newspaper?

Will my cell phone work on sea days?

 

Mary

Triumph Eastern 10/03

Victory CTN 6/04

Sensational Cruise from the Bayou 10/04

[ginag]

Hi Penny! Don't they just crack you up?! Carlos, our cruise director was popping these off left and right, so DH helped me to compile them. I know there are many more! I love this kind of stuff.

 

We wish you and yours a blessed Easter also!

 

Mary: Those are too funny! Thanks for posting!

Happy Easter!

 

 

~gina~

 

11/20 Ecstasy cruise

[dan40]

OK they're all good questions. Who's got the answers???

 

Dan

 

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