Create A New Naming Standard

[nfused2cruze]

With the duplication of the Jewels / Splendour or Splendors / Freedoms / Libertys of the Seas, it's time that RCI got another naming standard.

 

Would you want to start listing new names or standards...(a wish list)...:D

[Isaac]

How about "The Big Ugly Thing With Too Many People"

[emilygrace]

That would be the "Behemoth of the Seas".

[Nliedel]

"Gots More Peeps Than the Islands We Visit" of the seas.

 

I don't get the "huge is better" thing either.

[Schplinky]

I like Schplinky of the Seas, but that's probably just me.

 

I like that folks hate big ships. It keeps the prices down for me. We've sailed big and we've sailed medium and the crowds were worse on medium (since there were fewer places to be, one guesses).

[superjerryw]

I like Schplinky of the Seas, but that's probably just me.

 

Definitely just you!!!

[Schplinky]

Aw, come on now. There are folks in my Meet and Mingle who are behind me on this but I'll admit it sounds like a tugboat.

 

Imagine if the ships had our own personalities!

[superjerryw]

Imagine if the ships had our own personalities!

 

Hold me back, it's best if I don't go there......:eek:

[Nliedel]

Not personalities from the boards. I can read it now.

 

RCI Corporation is proud to announce our newest line of ultra all inclusive ships. In order to thank the good folks at Cruise Critic we'll be naming our ships after some of the more popular posters (Please note, none of these names are meant to offend any one person. If you think I'm talking about you, you're probably wrong).

 

Pee of the Sea

For those who put their toddlers in the pool with diapers on.

 

No Tip Ship of the Seas

For those who do not believe in tipping

 

Booze Cruise Of the Seas

For those who sneak their own stuff on board.

 

Formal Schmormal of the Seas

(You see where I'm going with this?)

 

Just Follow the Darn Rules of the Seas

(for people like me).

 

There are more, better than I've done. Let's hear em :)

[superjerryw]

Let's not forget the "It's All About Me of the Seas".....:rolleyes:

[Schplinky]

Or the "Sour of the Seas"

[zantedeschia]

No Kids In Adult Areas of the Seas

[mcfaddensfarm]

"My Kid Behaves Better Than Your Kid of the Seas"

or

"Teenagers Run Amok of the Seas"

;)

[logan1_2000]

"The Steak Was the Finest I've Ever Had Anywhere in My Life of the Seas"

 

or the

 

"Food Was Mediocre At Best and I expected Higher Quality of the Seas"

 

or the

 

"Service Was Fast and Friendly of the Seas"

 

or the

 

"Service was non-existent or surly at Best and I wont cruise RCI Again of the Seas"

 

(remarkably, all names submitted by passengers who sailed on exactly the same itinerary, at at the same table, and ordered the same dishes on the same dates.)

[crusinmama06]

How about...

 

"These are my GOOD jeans of the seas"

 

and

 

"Has anyone sailed on this ship before of the seas"

[Schplinky]

Chicken of the Seas?

 

Jessica Simpson coudl be godmother.

[smrn]

"Can I wear jeans in the dining room of the Seas"

[CGTNORMANDIE]

MALL OF THE SEAS - ME OF THE SEAS - SHE OF THE SEAS

 

MAXUS PAXUS OF THE SEAS - MANHATTAN ISLAND OF THE SEAS

 

GARGANTUA OF THE SEAS - COLLOSUS OF THE SEAS - MEGANTIC OF THE SEAS

 

HUMUNGUS OF THE SEAS - GIGANTIC OF THE SEAS - LOOLAPALOOZA OF THE...

 

CASH COW OF THE SEAS - ...

 

Is there any truth to the rumor that Carnivore Cruise Lines is negotiating to buy the island of Nassau and turn it into a private out-island with a Disney theme???

[a-tx-brit]

" Ashtray of the seas "

[piercetc4]

these are great!!!!!!!!!!!!! if i can find where i put the creative part of my brain i might be able to chime in......................keep em coming!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[albertiger]

The "I paid for it and i'll do what i please" of the Seas!;)

[terri23]

Ship Happens of the Seas (formerly the Star Princess and now non-smoking)

 

Splash of the Seas (rail climbing and absinthe drinking encouraged ;))

[wrp96]

How about "Whine of the Seas" or the ever popular "Chair Hog of the Seas"?

[LMGSONIC]

When seas are a bit rough...

Sicken of the Seas

 

When you ate too much...

Bloated of the Seas

[a-tx-brit]

Hump of the seas???