QE2 - Caronia or Princess?

[cruisegal101]

David, I have kept this quiet until now, but have had the immense honour of being granted an audience with Sir Martin, as he boarded in Southampton. In fact, he is witty, debonair, handsome, and the perfect travelling companion, and your 'jokes' are in rather bad taste. Not as bad as the soup would have been though.

 

Malcolm

 

Malcolm, love the new avatar!:D

[MoonNyl]

I am sworn to secrecy.:cool: Sir M

I seem to remember an infamous case of impersonation that was perpetrated last year. Am I on the right track? :rolleyes:

 

Yours, in sheer admiration,

Margot.

[Cruachan]

Malcolm, love the new avatar!:D

 

I totall agree - I think it's wonderful. Chic, sophisticated and elegant, yet elegant in that wonderfully understated way that we have all come to expect from Cunard in general and from the icon Malcolm in particular.

 

Keep up the excellent work Malcolm. We'll make a cat lover of you yet!

 

Well done.

 

J

[pnhnrk]

Malcolm, love the new avatar!:D

 

Thank you Betty. It signifies the start of my new life with Sir Martin, who has introduced me to the pleasures of tropical-style formal wear; just wait until you see my Hawaiian dinner jacket in the same print with matching trousers. No more dowdy old black for me!!

And NomDePlume, I'm fine thank you. Never better.:)

 

Peace and love xxx

[Fifer]

Peace and love

 

Now I know something is badly wrong! He might well think it, but I can't imagine him saying it ... unless some malign, be-furred force is now at work in the mid-Atlantic triangle.

 

Gavin

[cruisegal101]

Thank you Betty. It signifies the start of my new life with Sir Martin, who has introduced me to the pleasures of tropical-style formal wear; just wait until you see my Hawaiian dinner jacket in the same print with matching trousers. No more dowdy old black for me!!

And NomDePlume, I'm fine thank you. Never better.:)

 

Peace and love xxx

 

Malcolm, it is wonderful that you are enjoying this trip so much. And just think, it is only the beginning of the real adventure for you and Sir M. How envious we are of you that you two have the opportunity to share 90+ days together. I will definitely keep track of your travels on the wonderful QE2 and look forward to tales of the adventure.;)

 

Bettie and HRHugeness

[cruisegal101]

Now I know something is badly wrong! He might well think it, but I can't imagine him saying it ... unless some malign, be-furred force is now at work in the mid-Atlantic triangle.

 

Gavin

 

sssshhhhhhh! Don't want to disturb the newly found balance of affection.

[pnhnrk]

I seem to remember an infamous case of impersonation that was perpetrated last year. Am I on the right track? :rolleyes:

 

Yours, in sheer admiration,

Margot.

 

I am most terribly sorry, but do not understand your post.

 

Make love not war xxx

[guernseyguy]

Make love not war xxx

 

Definitely not the genuine article!:eek:

[Fifer]

Definitely not the genuine article!:eek:

 

Conclusive proof, I agree. Something must be done ... but what can we do? Perhaps we could organise a rescue party from the accompanying barge? Or, could Matthew be persuaded (bribed??) to bring our hero back from the nether world into which he has been seduced? The problem with that is that Matthew would have to mount an expedition to the unknown regions of Deck 1 and below - could be tricky!

 

Gavin

[Blazerboy]

Well, I, for one, am NOT happy with your newfound sartorial style (and am curious about your seeming affection for feline company-Hubble said to call you a traitor!) Now that you are sporting colours bright, I shall have to retire my festive ties, and revert to black, as if in mourning for the sun setting on my 'colourful' past...:( as there is no way I could compete with THAT!

 

Distressed,

 

Andrew

[cruisegal101]

Well, I, for one, am NOT happy with your newfound sartorial style (and am curious about your seeming affection for feline company-Hubble said to call you a traitor!) Now that you are sporting colours bright, I shall have to retire my festive ties, and revert to black, as if in mourning for the sun setting on my 'colourful' past...:( as there is no way I could compete with THAT!

 

Distressed,

 

Andrew

 

Blazerboy, Guernseyguy and Fifer: Malcolm does not need rescuing. The anticipation of his long voyage aboard QE2 has transitioned him into a person of bbbbbrrrrrrrrroooooooaaaaaaaaaddddddd appreciation for things feline and an apparent love of things colorful.

 

His alliance with Sir M brings hope to me of seeing the Med aboard QE2--you know, equal feline rights, etc.

 

Appalled at your concern for the new and improved Malcolm,

 

HRHugeness, a cat who admires this change

[Fifer]

Appalled at your concern for the new and improved Malcolm,

 

Concern! CONCERN!! It is getting to be much more than concern. I saw Malcolm only last week and, as we quaffed champagne together whilst transiting the Bay of Biscay, there was no hint or suggestion of any weakening of his position vis-a-vis "that cat"! I suspect dirty work at the gangplanks!

 

Something must be done!

 

Gavin

[Blazerboy]

My concern is for my wardrobe! And Hubble's sensitive feelings....

 

Won't be sailing with the dear boy until October, so there's plenty of time to get him sorted out later.

 

Andrew

[guernseyguy]

Appalled at your concern for the new and improved Malcolm

 

He's not a washing powder! He's being impersonated! Its Identity theft! And not very subtle at that.......:rolleyes:

[NomDePlume]

He's not a washing powder! He's being impersonated! Its Identity theft! And not very subtle at that.......:rolleyes:

...butbutbut then...

 

Who's the real Malcolm???

and can you prove it?

[pnhnrk]

He's not a washing powder! He's being impersonated! Its Identity theft! And not very subtle at that.......:rolleyes:

 

You don't know my bank account details do you Peter?

Right on xxx

[Cruachan]

Who's the real Malcolm???

 

I don't know. But, frankly, I vote strongly in favour of keeping this version. His transformatin into a cat-loving fashion guru, is most welcome. He has already given my Head Serf's wife some marvelous ideas for how to dress him on their forthcoming cruise.

 

Lord Stanley

[guernseyguy]

Right on xxx

 

Again - as if!:rolleyes:

[NomDePlume]

I don't know. But, frankly, I vote strongly in favour of keeping this version. His transformatin into a cat-loving fashion guru, is most welcome. He has already given my Head Serf's wife some marvelous ideas for how to dress him on their forthcoming cruise.

 

Lord Stanley

Yes! I understand that mixing patterns is the height of cruise fashion! Tropical flowers and a proper kilt should look absolutely stunning.

Well.

Someone should get stunned...:o

[Kindlychap]

I saw Sir Martin and Malcolm together on the boat deck earlier. Sir Martin was sitting on Malcolm's lap. Malcolm was tickling Sir Martin behind the ear.

 

Paul looked distinctly miffed. I think he thought he was being left out.

 

Matthew

[3rdGenCunarder]

I saw Sir Martin and Malcolm together on the boat deck earlier. Sir Martin was sitting on Malcolm's lap. Malcolm was tickling Sir Martin behind the ear.

 

Paul looked distinctly miffed. I think he thought he was being left out.

 

Matthew

 

Perhaps Malcolm will convert Paul to a cat lover? One miracle begets another, you know.

 

Kathy

[cruisegal101]

I saw Sir Martin and Malcolm together on the boat deck earlier. Sir Martin was sitting on Malcolm's lap. Malcolm was tickling Sir Martin behind the ear.

 

Paul looked distinctly miffed. I think he thought he was being left out.

 

Matthew

 

We all knew that it would be a match made in heaven:p . Poor Paul!