Aussie humour?

[sayaguru]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUSTRALIAN IF :-

 

1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".

 

2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.

 

3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.

 

4. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than

use it for something illegal such as watering the

garden

 

5. When you hear that an American "roots for his

team" you wonder how often and with whom.

 

6. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing

black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less

alluring than it sounds.

 

7. You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca

on the way to Maccas."

 

8. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name

for a place.

 

9. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1

coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.

 

10. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to

"Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".

 

No wonder people think we're strange. LOL:D:D

[OldJerseycruiser]

:D Brilliant! I knew watching Neighbours and Home and Away would come in useful one day!

[Globaliser]

5. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.

Reminds me of the adult version of Lynne Truss' book, entitled Eats roots shoots and leaves.

[mochuck]

Reminds me of the adult version of Lynne Truss' book, entitled Eats roots shoots and leaves.

 

Thats what a wombat and a young Aussie male have in common

[lizzy77]

I loved it. :p No wonder our visitors don't understand us :(