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you can always tell a tourist but you cant tell em much


scruffts2007

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Too funny!

 

I especially love:

 

"The beach was too sandy..."

 

and

 

"No one told me there would be fish in the ocean. The kids were startled."

 

Here's one to add about cruising--"The seas were too rough and I got seasick."

 

CeleBrat

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... there needs to be one for cruises. I had to laugh when I read on the boards here someone complaining that there weren't any towel animals on their bed when they came back to their room after dinner! hahaha And it wasn't a joke, they were actually complaining.

 

Good post!

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absolutely loved this. After travelling for more than 30 years to many destinations, I've learnt that these aren't really jokeds but people being serious. Some folk just aren't safe to let out by themselves, nevermind overseas.

 

And here is 2 of my favourites said by tourists visiting my home town

!What a beautiful castle, what a shame they built it so close to the railway station" and sticking to the castle theme to my pal who had a part time job in a tourist shop. " I like the photos of the castle, but do you have any of the castle rock before the castle was built?"!

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