Take your doctor with you!
These look nice,
https://www.americancruiselines.com/cruises/southeast-us-cruises/chesapeake-bay-cruise
Not very exotic, but easy-peasy.
Sensible.
It has no impact on me either because Crystal Cruises is not in my budget. I'm just here because I did a double-take on your name while browsing around Cruise Critic.