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  1. Retired-N-Happy
    What made you think I wasn't? I didn't post a Murano glass vase collection with lightable puck inserts to woo women.
  2. Retired-N-Happy
    Did you read any of the posts in this thread? It's called stock perks and has been mentioned on multiple posts, including the last two. SMH
  3. Retired-N-Happy
    There are only a handful of liquors I'd drink over the 15, so I can settle for other brands. Not having the water and espresso based coffees does stink. Only 2 of my current 14 booked cruises are on NCL, so I'll be OK.
  4. Retired-N-Happy
    Half ounce? That's for the peons down in steerage. True aficionados only consume two ounces of Louie. 😁
  5. Retired-N-Happy
    Jimbo, the solo cruiser with the mullet sitting in the corner.
  6. Retired-N-Happy
    If you had only gotten Mama Cass's second half of her ham sandwich, you'd both be alive today.
  7. Retired-N-Happy
    Gotta be a female thing. I've always enjoyed Zero ever since it came out. My DW likes Diet, but will now drink zero if given the option. If there's no zero, it's either fresh brewed tea or ice water with lime for me. Hate the Diet Coke aftertaste.
  8. Retired-N-Happy
    Under free at sea, you pay a 20% gratuity on the package, which is 21.80 a day. This gives you unlimited drinks under 15.00, including soda, beer, wine, mixed drinks. Energy drinks, bottled water and coffee drinks are not included.
  9. Retired-N-Happy
    Was the basis of his speech to go out into the world and just "Take it Easy"?
  10. Retired-N-Happy
    And don't forget the 20% gratuity on top. 😱.
  11. Retired-N-Happy
    Their numbers are whack compared to other lines. Bailey's and Grey Goose are also listed as premium.
  12. Retired-N-Happy
    Only counts for Saint Greg and Sid if the bathroom has a giant window looking outside so voyeurs can look in.
  13. Retired-N-Happy
    Was she smart enough to request a specific vodka? If not, she gets rail swill.
  14. Retired-N-Happy
    🤔🤔🤔😁😂🤣😭
  15. Retired-N-Happy
    As Bob Barker would say "Please remember to get your vegetable dog spayed or neutered.".
  16. Retired-N-Happy
    Must be a Europe vs Caribbean thing. Taste and Savor are usually crowded for embarkation lunch. Also, tell B to order a Coke Zero, which always comes in a can. Her Diet Coke could have come from a gun that the syrup was off.
  17. Retired-N-Happy
    Similar to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Jim Fowler. 😄
  18. Retired-N-Happy
    They were eliminated by the soon to be Cup champs a few weeks ago. 😉😉😉
  19. Retired-N-Happy
    On a quick serious note. Since both of you have mentioned about the other one snoring, have either of you ever had a sleep study done to acknowledge the possibility of sleep apnea? I've been using a CPAP, now a BiPAP for over 20 years and it's done wonders.
  20. Retired-N-Happy
    Nah...too easy. 🤣🤣🤣
  21. Retired-N-Happy
    Obviously. Paul has enough gas.
  22. Retired-N-Happy
    I spy a bidet. At least Anus will be nice and clean.
  23. Retired-N-Happy
    But did your TWO checked bags?
  24. Retired-N-Happy
    It definitely would. It would stifle the noise from little Kylie when she was arguing with her siblings.
  25. Retired-N-Happy
    As long as he doesn't want you to go on the Maury Povitch show everything should be OK.
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