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I made carbonara tonight - no onions. 😆

Godspeed on being the ghoster.

Disregard. Also hi.

Inquiring minds want to know - how much of the weight did you lose from the last cruise?

Maybe you should stash some of that meat and cheese for your lunch salad. Mobile charcuterie.

Dub tee eff. They did it to me last week and I was so confused cause they censored my 3 letters into a 5 letter word.

My besties parents are leaving on a 5 month around the world cruise on Viking in January. I looked up the price - sickening.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE

Dang.. I missed out on a lawsuit?!

It is kind of disturbing that I'm by his side and then he's with my mom all night long 🤣 need some new names in there.

Lou always makes me feel so special. Nothing like a song where you're by his side.

Did you ever get your robe?

Really hope you're having a bathrobe delivered to the casino.

But we all wanna know the hot goss 😩

Your girl would be under. Nothing says relaxation like constantly having to tread water. 😆

Should try to get them to roll over the 2 drinks you missed out on next. You'll really have your work cut out for you then.

Looks... interesting.

Love some early am One Direction

Have you slept? ***** is going on? I'm so confused. Only needed 3 of those asterisks but thanks censorship!

On the lords day? *gasp*

Drinks are super reasonably priced - you can buy a bar tab beforehand, for every $300 you get an extra $50, usually there's at least $300 included with the price of the trip. I've only done one VV so far but it was a girls trip, we had a $300 bar tab, brought on our two bottles of wine, also purchased splash of romance (lol) which got us a free party with champs, rosé and sangria one night, and also a bottle of champagne. We had like $7 left of our bar tab the last morning of the cruise that we spent on coffee. edit - oh and they give out free champagne during sail away and you play a drinking game if you have dinner at Gunbae, free limoncello after dinner at Extra Virgin

You gotta take her on VV. Best espresso martinis EVER at The Grounds Club.

I'd Venmo for that 🍾

Would have broken the internet

If you were a real one, you'd have been there at 7:30am, camera open and ready attempting to catch a wild Greg sighting.