ccletzgo Posted April 19, 2004 #1 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Guess celebrity is his Line of choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newtocc Posted April 19, 2004 #2 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Regis Philbin is in bed and starts getting a little frisky with his wife Joy. Joy rolls over and says, "Not tonight Regis, I have a headache." He responds "Is that your final answer?" She replies "Yes Regis, that's my final answer!" Regis replies, "In that case, I'd like to phone a friend." This ship 10/91 That ship 11/95 Whatever ship 12/98 here a ship 13/99 there a ship 14/00 everywhere a ship ship 15/05 <font size="3" color=red>Over 1 year</font> into my LMBO cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usha Posted April 19, 2004 #3 Share Posted April 19, 2004 newt, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccletzgo Posted April 19, 2004 Author #4 Share Posted April 19, 2004 TOo Funny! made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raudacruise Posted April 19, 2004 #5 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Newt, hope this wasn't copyrighted material since I just sent it to a few family members. George & MaryBeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkm Posted April 19, 2004 #6 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Newt, Thanks for the laugh! Garry click <a href="mailto:gkm278@comcast.net">here</a href> to send me an email Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elycelynne Posted April 19, 2004 #7 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Newt -- At least he didn't ask the audience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDee Posted April 19, 2004 #8 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Newt, THANKS for a great laugh...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nealberk Posted April 19, 2004 #9 Share Posted April 19, 2004 And then he would definitely need a lifeline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveEdwards Posted April 20, 2004 #10 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Good One! I would have bet that he polled the audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailyn Posted April 25, 2004 #11 Share Posted April 25, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by newtocc: Regis Philbin is in bed and starts getting a little frisky with his wife Joy. Joy rolls over and says, "Not tonight Regis, I have a headache." He responds "Is that your final answer?" She replies "Yes Regis, that's my final answer!" Regis replies, "In that case, I'd like to phone a friend." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Here I am ... hanging out on a Sunday afternoon and look what I find! A Newt joke! Read it to my DW and she's cracking up! Good one, Newt! Sailyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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