What really sends you to the Naughty Room?

[cruisemainiac]

1] Talking back to the Captain.

2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward.

3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner.

4] Taking flash pictures in the theater.

4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world".

 

Feel free to add to the list.;)

Edited August 27, 2012 by cruisemainiac

[dphockey13]

Upsetting cruise members who forgot what it was like to be young and fun

[meltingmoments]

1] Talking back to the Captain.

2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward.

3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner.

4] Taking flash pictures in the theater.

4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world".

 

Feel free to add to the list.;)

 

Haha....that made me smile!! :)

 

My change to your number 4 would be ...

standing on the bow and singing

* Every night in my dreams

I see you, I feel you,

That is how I know you go on

 

Far across the distance

And spaces between us

You have come to show you go on

 

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on *

[SteveH2508]

Sitting on a sun lounger with towels over another 6 loungers; smoking in the wrong place; drinking out of a rum-runner; wearing speedos and snapping your fingers at the waiters.

 

Have I forgotten anything? :rolleyes:

[mpk218]

Playing with that funny little lever over by the Anchor :eek:

[PFV]

That song is now running through my head over and over! Make it stop......:eek:

[meltingmoments]

That song is now running through my head over and over! Make it stop......:eek:

 

Love can touch us one time

And last for a lifetime

And never let go till we're one

 

Love was when I loved you

One true time I hold to

In my life we'll always go on

 

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

 

Sorry.......couldn't resist!!! :D

[McCurler]

repeatedly asking to see the poop deck.

[Noodlesoup]

OMG! Speedos!!!!! What's that all about?:D

[starshine74]

taking peoples children back to them and saying did you lose something? leaving doritos as a tip ! using your safe as a microwave (totally happened!!!)

[Noodlesoup]

Hahaha! I Know! Doing a bomb in the pool at H2O! Someone did that when we were in there, we laughed- Then noticed all the dirty looks !!:eek:

[Brighton Line]

Feel free to add to the list.;)

 

Taking a picture of your picture in the photo gallery.

[SteveH2508]

OMG! Speedos!!!!! What's that all about?:D

 

Any repeat cruiser over about 40 years of age does NOT want to wearing speedos/skimpy bikinis!:eek:

[cruisemainiac]

1] Talking back to the Captain.

2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward.

3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner.

4] Taking flash pictures in the theater.

4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world".

 

Feel free to add to the list.;)

 

5] Dressing like a crew member so you can sneak into their "cool crew parties".

6] Trying to slip $10 to the "washy, washy, happy, happy" girl to get you "a nice table with a view", in the buffet.

7] Insisting your steward makes a whole jungle full of towel animals in your room so your kid can play Wild Kingdom and use the sling shot he got in Cozumel.

8] After saying "I saw this on TV once", standing on the stern with a french fry sticking out of you mouth trying to feed a sea gull.

[wroughtironron]

Shouting "House" in the Bingo when you haven't bought any tickets

[searoses]

if ncl doesn't want you drinking out of rumrunners why are they selling them on board with the ncl LOGO for heaven's sake!!!! found these on the dawn last month....laughed my u know what off....:D

[cruisemainiac]

1] Talking back to the Captain.

2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward.

3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner.

4] Taking flash pictures in the theater.

4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world".

 

Feel free to add to the list.;)

 

5] Dressing like a crew member so you can sneak into their "cool crew parties".

6] Trying to slip $10 to the "washy, washy, happy, happy" girl to get you "a nice table with a view", in the buffet.

7] Insisting your steward makes a whole jungle full of towel animals in your room so your kid can play Wild Kingdom and use the sling shot he got in Cozumel.

8] After saying "I saw this on TV once", standing on the stern with a french fry sticking out of you mouth trying to feed a sea gull.

 

9] You show up at the buffet with a cooler and offer to take any of the old ice cream off their hands... for a price of course.

10] Trying to slip the Captain $100, to "just take the old girl around the block a couple of times. By the way Cap, is this have a hemie?"

11] Standing around on the private island saying to the girls walking by, " Hi my name's Gilligan, want to see my Tiki Hut?"

12] You bring a bunch of bowling balls up to the pool deck to try to give your kids team an advantage in the underwater breath holding contest.

[Hikini]

repeatedly asking to see the poop deck.

 

lol!

[johnsak123]

I see nothing wrong with speedos. Americans are too self conscious about their bodies.

All bodies are beautiful and I think Europeans have the right mentality when it comes to that. So I say Speedos Rock!!!!!

[dalgirl]

I see nothing wrong with speedos. Americans are too self conscious about their bodies.

All bodies are beautiful and I think Europeans have the right mentality when it comes to that. So I say Speedos Rock!!!!!

 

Seeing a really overweight and out of shape hairy European in a speedo and throwing your frozen strawberry margarita into his....um...speedo:p

 

Seeing a really super hot, young European god and trying to get into his...um...speedo:o

 

Note to self - cut down on the margaritas:D

[cruisemainiac]

1] Talking back to the Captain.

2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward.

3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner.

4] Taking flash pictures in the theater.

4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world".

 

Feel free to add to the list.;)

 

5] Dressing like a crew member so you can sneak into their "cool crew parties".

6] Trying to slip $10 to the "washy, washy, happy, happy" girl to get you "a nice table with a view", in the buffet.

7] Insisting your steward makes a whole jungle full of towel animals in your room so your kid can play Wild Kingdom and use the sling shot he got in Cozumel.

8] After saying "I saw this on TV once", standing on the stern with a french fry sticking out of you mouth trying to feed a sea gull.

 

9] You show up at the buffet with a cooler and offer to take any of the old ice cream off their hands... for a price of course.

10] Trying to slip the Captain $100, to "just take the old girl around the block a couple of times. By the way Cap, is this have a hemie?"

11] Standing around on the private island saying to the girls walking by, " Hi my name's Gilligan, want to see my Tiki Hut?"

12] You bring a bunch of bowling balls up to the pool deck to try to give your kids team an advantage in the underwater breath holding contest.

 

13] Repeatadly calling the front desk and asking if they have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can.

14] Inspired by the crew members dancing by the gangway while passengers are coming back to the ship, you and your buddies try to teach them the dance from the old Nair commercial; Who has short shorts?

15] You challange the chef at Teppanyaki to reenact a sword fight scene from Kill Bill.

16] Letting your daughter go door to door selling Girl Scout cookies.

 

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[welove2cruise*]

We cruise next week on the POA. First Hawaii trip! This thread is making my night. :) Too funny.

[DMH15]

Funny ones.

 

How about wearing a diaper OR depends in the pool???

[dlynn0366]

Seeing a really overweight and out of shape hairy European in a speedo and throwing your frozen strawberry margarita into his....um...speedo:p

 

Seeing a really super hot, young European god and trying to get into his...um...speedo:o

 

Note to self - cut down on the margaritas:D

 

I'm laughing :p A doctor I work with says she hates when she goes back home to Europe & her Grandpa hits the beach with his speedo :D

[cruiser1955a]

5] Dressing like a crew member so you can sneak into their "cool crew parties".

6] Trying to slip $10 to the "washy, washy, happy, happy" girl to get you "a nice table with a view", in the buffet.

7] Insisting your steward makes a whole jungle full of towel animals in your room so your kid can play Wild Kingdom and use the sling shot he got in Cozumel.

8] After saying "I saw this on TV once", standing on the stern with a french fry sticking out of you mouth trying to feed a sea gull.

 

9] You show up at the buffet with a cooler and offer to take any of the old ice cream off their hands... for a price of course.

10] Trying to slip the Captain $100, to "just take the old girl around the block a couple of times. By the way Cap, is this have a hemie?"

11] Standing around on the private island saying to the girls walking by, " Hi my name's Gilligan, want to see my Tiki Hut?"

12] You bring a bunch of bowling balls up to the pool deck to try to give your kids team an advantage in the underwater breath holding contest.

 

13] Repeatadly calling the front desk and asking if they have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can.

14] Inspired by the crew members dancing by the gangway while passengers are coming back to the ship, you and your buddies try to teach them the dance from the old Nair commercial; Who has short shorts?

15] You challange the chef at Teppanyaki to reenact a sword fight scene from Kill Bill.

16] Letting your daughter go door to door selling Girl Scout cookies.

 

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#16 takes the top prize.......

 

It's also a GREAT idea ! You might even be able to pay for your cruise if you knock on the right doors, at the right time. Midnight, after the buffet has been closed for a while. Especially those cabin doors where you smell that funny smoke spilling out into the corridor. Unless , of course, those peple have already been escorted to the naughty room :rolleyes: