What really sends you to the Naughty Room?

[MrMan]

"...she's sparkly, very sparkly." Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man.

 

OMG that's one of my top 5 film quotes

[riddle]

Standing in the hallway near the stairs with a bull horn urging passengers to hurry to the mustard drill because they are running low on mustard.

[Dorhead1230]

*letting your kid sit on your lap and press the slot machine buttons in the casino, then explaining it by claiming "but she's on a roll!"

*sliding down the railing of the atrium staircase

*throwing your bra, panties, boxer-briefs, etc. at the good-looking dancers in the theater

*pouring bubble bath in the hot tubs

[Ktuluorion]

So I actually know of a guy who got sent to the brig -- he broke into a closed bar on Carnival and started drinking the alcohol. To make matters worse he was huge and none of the security could actually get him into the cell, so he walked away. They made him sign a form that he would never cruise with them again for life.

[cruisemainiac]

41) Trying to bring a gallon of paint, saw, fabric, sewing machine, etc. on board. When confronted you act surprised and say, "I'm sure I booked the right cruise. I know this is HGTV's Flip or Flop the cruise version."

42) Citing you desire to "get back to nature", the only cloths you wear are hand made from palm leaves you got in Jamaica.

[cruisemainiac]

*letting your kid sit on your lap and press the slot machine buttons in the casino, then explaining it by claiming "but she's on a roll!"

*sliding down the railing of the atrium staircase

*throwing your bra, panties, boxer-briefs, etc. at the good-looking dancers in the theater

*pouring bubble bath in the hot tubs

 

Love the first one, beats selling girl scout cookies door to door on board.

[cruisemainiac]

44) Trying to sneak an iguana on board until the tail sticking out of your back pack gives you away.

45) You and your friend imitate the Marx Brothers.

[pathubia]

getting caught by the captain pushing all the elevator buttons, and you are 65 years old not five.

 

lolol

[luckyinpa]

having one of these stick out of your suitcase or your cabin door

 

http://exceedingjoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/arm-hanging-out-of-trunk-IMG_0949.jpg

[cruisemainiac]

having one of these stick out of your suitcase or your cabin door

 

http://exceedingjoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/arm-hanging-out-of-trunk-IMG_0949.jpg

 

They must be going on the "Good Fellas" theme cruise.

[cruisemainiac]

Here's a fresh batch, feel free to add yours'.

 

46) Dragging the Captain on stage with you to sing the theme from Titanic on karaoke night.

47) Starting a water balloon fight with the NCL ship across from you in Cozumel.

48) Because you can't always reach things on the top shelf, you bring your Great Dane "service dog" to help you get your stuff on and off the shelf.

49) Piling you plate higher than the 12 inch limit in the buffet.

50) Trying to sing "washy, washy,,,happy, happy" to any Deep Purple song.

[DiamondGirl83]

Here's a fresh batch, feel free to add yours'.

 

46) Dragging the Captain on stage with you to sing the theme from Titanic on karaoke night.

47) Starting a water balloon fight with the NCL ship across from you in Cozumel.

48) Because you can't always reach things on the top shelf, you bring your Great Dane "service dog" to help you get your stuff on and off the shelf.

49) Piling you plate higher than the 12 inch limit in the buffet.

50) Trying to sing "washy, washy,,,happy, happy" to any Deep Purple song.

 

There's a 12 inch limit? Seriously? Brilliant!

[cruisemainiac]

It used to be 18 inches but like all the other unpopular changes ...

[Diane123boys]

It used to be 18 inches but like all the other unpopular changes ...

 

OMG I wish this was like FB and we could have a Like button!!! The BEST thread EVER!!!!!

[cruisemainiac]

OMG I wish this was like FB and we could have a Like button!!! The BEST thread EVER!!!!!

 

We're thinking of doing Bermuda in the fall, maybe we'll bump into you.

[Mandy412]

5] Dressing like a crew member so you can sneak into their "cool crew parties".

6] Trying to slip $10 to the "washy, washy, happy, happy" girl to get you "a nice table with a view", in the buffet.

7] Insisting your steward makes a whole jungle full of towel animals in your room so your kid can play Wild Kingdom and use the sling shot he got in Cozumel.

8] After saying "I saw this on TV once", standing on the stern with a french fry sticking out of you mouth trying to feed a sea gull.

 

9] You show up at the buffet with a cooler and offer to take any of the old ice cream off their hands... for a price of course.

10] Trying to slip the Captain $100, to "just take the old girl around the block a couple of times. By the way Cap, is this have a hemie?"

11] Standing around on the private island saying to the girls walking by, " Hi my name's Gilligan, want to see my Tiki Hut?"

12] You bring a bunch of bowling balls up to the pool deck to try to give your kids team an advantage in the underwater breath holding contest.

 

13] Repeatadly calling the front desk and asking if they have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can.

14] Inspired by the crew members dancing by the gangway while passengers are coming back to the ship, you and your buddies try to teach them the dance from the old Nair commercial; Who has short shorts?

15] You challange the chef at Teppanyaki to reenact a sword fight scene from Kill Bill.

16] Letting your daughter go door to door selling Girl Scout cookies.

 

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I just choked from these!

[luckyinpa]

1. sneaking water in shampoo bottles and trying to explain why you need 24 bottles of your favorite shampoo

[Larlin]

These are all just too funny!!!

[AquaMarineFerret]

What wonderful light relief to cheer up a dull Friday afternoon! Great 'work' folks! :D

[AquaMarineFerret]

How about dressing up on an Alaskan cruise like Captain Ahab from Moby Dick and trying to harpoon passing whales with the ship's supply of mops?

[AquaMarineFerret]

OMG! Speedos!!!!! What's that all about?:D

 

Also referred to as "Budgie Smugglers" in some parts of the world where it is perfectly acceptable to be seen wearing a pair of thongs in public no matter your age! ;)

[Seminole1975]

Bringing someone in the Haven who has not paid to be in there.

[AquaMarineFerret]

Smuggling a life-size albatross cuddly toy (is there such a thing?) aboard and then nonchalantly strolling the decks with it hanging around your neck as if there's nothing out of the ordinary.

[AquaMarineFerret]

Sorry, after this I will go away for a good few hours, honest:

 

Browsing the casino and then insisting you use your own "Lucky Dice" - the ones from your FRP/wargaming days with waaaay too many sides!

 

Insisting that you body doubled for Tom Cruise in cocktail and then show the bar staff that you weren't actually referring to the cocktail juggling scenes.

 

Walk along the buffet nibbling on different items before putting them back with a shake of the head.

 

Use a permanent marker pen to give all those boring gallery photos a bit more "character and interest".

 

Become the ship's very own Banksy or set up a rival art gallery.

 

Decide that this cruise is the ideal opportunity to take up freerunning.

 

Hang a rope over the side and, when accosted by a member of the crew, claim that you are keel hauling one of the kids for serious misbehaviour.

 

Buying a whole load of tourist tat during the cruise and then setting up a stall in the main atrium on the last night for all those seeking those last minute gifts they forgot.

 

OK, I'm out of here... :o

[cb8]

Making my own bubbles in the jacuzzi and pool :p