wdsted Posted July 15, 2016 #1 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Results are in. The majority of Cruise Critic posters go on cruises for the purpose of drinking bottled water and Coke. They also tend to make long lists of how much they dislike every minute they're on board. Sent from my iPad using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheehanDJ Posted July 15, 2016 #2 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Now that's funny. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMH15 Posted July 15, 2016 #3 Share Posted July 15, 2016 That's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFL Cruisers Posted July 15, 2016 #4 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'm leaving on my first NCL cruise today and I already can't wait to get back and tell everybody how bad it was compared to all of the Celebrity cruises I have been on! After reading all the reviews my mind is made up and the next week on this cruise is going to be terrible and basically suck. Cheers!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leekel619 Posted July 15, 2016 #5 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'm leaving on my first NCL cruise today and I already can't wait to get back and tell everybody how bad it was compared to all of the Celebrity cruises I have been on! After reading all the reviews my mind is made up and the next week on this cruise is going to be terrible and basically suck. Cheers!:D You are going to be so dehydrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruisinMaterial Posted July 15, 2016 #6 Share Posted July 15, 2016 LOL OP! Bon voyage to the person sailing soon! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnigirl Posted July 15, 2016 #7 Share Posted July 15, 2016 There really should be a "like" button. Bon Voyage to Space Coast Cruiser - hope you have a really terrible time.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StolidCruiser Posted July 15, 2016 #8 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Talk about hitting the nail on the head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFL Cruisers Posted July 15, 2016 #9 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Two miles from the port now and the traffic is terrible. See I told you that the cruise would suck! It's already started, oh how miserable this will be...... until my first drink and then it's on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debster11 Posted July 15, 2016 #10 Share Posted July 15, 2016 That's hilarious!!! Sorry, I know some prefer one brand over another, but really, if you are mad because you can't bring soda on board, and have to pay for it and just want to be cheap or whatever, maybe you shouldn't be taking a cruise. Go to a resort where you can bring your own soda and water. Just my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mal&jason Posted July 15, 2016 #11 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Yes, I wish there were a like button. Thanks for the laugh of the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StlGal Posted July 15, 2016 #12 Share Posted July 15, 2016 HIL-AR-IOUS!!! Made my day! :D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLadyBlue Posted July 15, 2016 #13 Share Posted July 15, 2016 We've only done one NCL cruise and it was sooooo bad we're taking 2 more just to make sure they are all that bad. Giggle :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woopuppy Posted July 15, 2016 #14 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Great post!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
df5250 Posted July 15, 2016 #15 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Ha, ha! Thank you for the Friday afternoon giggle!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruise_Lady Posted July 15, 2016 #16 Share Posted July 15, 2016 CC needs a "like" button. In the meantime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnigirl Posted July 15, 2016 #17 Share Posted July 15, 2016 We've only done one NCL cruise and it was sooooo bad we're taking 2 more just to make sure they are all that bad. Giggle :o Very sensible of you - then you can complain three times as much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my3sonsnj Posted July 15, 2016 #18 Share Posted July 15, 2016 So funny!!! I think sometimes that people take the name cruise CRITIC way too literally so thanks for the laugh. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stace894 Posted July 15, 2016 #19 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Perfect Response :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb Nahoumi Posted July 15, 2016 #20 Share Posted July 15, 2016 That's hilarious!!! Sorry, I know some prefer one brand over another, but really, if you are mad because you can't bring soda on board, and have to pay for it and just want to be cheap or whatever, maybe you shouldn't be taking a cruise. Go to a resort where you can bring your own soda and water. Just my opinion. Or rent a cottage where you have to do your own cleaning, cooking, and dishes. Oh My, no. Nah. I think that we'll keep on cruising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boatseller Posted July 15, 2016 #21 Share Posted July 15, 2016 And be sure to fill up on the free Room Service Breakfast since it's absolutely impossible to get into any restaurant without reservation made 6 months in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdsted Posted July 15, 2016 Author #22 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Interestingly, this same survey showed that very few CC posters had any opinions on the ports they've visited on their cruises. When asked why, responses varied. Several respondents did, however, cite reasons where other priorities precluded ever getting off the ship. Common examples were counting electrical outlets, hunting out dust under their beds, timing wi-fi speeds, queuing up at the service desk to contest fraudulent charges, asking the crew if they really got allocated tips, walking by the casino sniffing for cigarette smoke, identifying exactly what's been pulled off every menu since their last cruise, pricing the retail value of wine by the glass, and--a popular one--researching local statutes to determine if sail-away taxes on free drinks were really legal in that jurisdiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdsted02 Posted July 16, 2016 #23 Share Posted July 16, 2016 I drink alcohol exclusively. Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kathybelcher2433 Posted July 17, 2016 #24 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Interestingly, this same survey showed that very few CC posters had any opinions on the ports they've visited on their cruises. When asked why, responses varied. Several respondents did, however, cite reasons where other priorities precluded ever getting off the ship. Common examples were counting electrical outlets, hunting out dust under their beds, timing wi-fi speeds, queuing up at the service desk to contest fraudulent charges, asking the crew if they really got allocated tips, walking by the casino sniffing for cigarette smoke, identifying exactly what's been pulled off every menu since their last cruise, pricing the retail value of wine by the glass, and--a popular one--researching local statutes to determine if sail-away taxes on free drinks were really legal in that jurisdiction. Ha ha ha. Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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