watermelonqueen99 Posted March 14, 2017 Author #101 Share Posted March 14, 2017 ...How about we take a pop tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You can cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet. :'):'):') Love this review, and thank you! "You could have a hot pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner." :'):'):') Thank you for reading and for knowing who Jim Gaffigan is! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 14, 2017 Author #102 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Loving your review. Can't wait for the rest! Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 14, 2017 Author #103 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Darn, I can't see any pics. Anyone have a suggestion? Had same problem on another review. I've asked 9 times on the bugs thread and never get a response. Oh no! Have you tried clearing your cache/cookies? I thought I read somewhere that might work. Or maybe powering off your device or logging out of CC and logging back in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 14, 2017 Author #104 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Enjoying your review! We are sailing on this ship in September, do you know how early you got to choose your check in time? It's still not showing up on our booking as an option and FTTF is sold out so I wanted to reserve our time as soon as possible unless the Freedom does not do the staggered boarding.:confused: Thanks for reading! Yes, the Freedom does staggered check-in. Our check-in time was 10:30. I believe the earliest is 10:00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 14, 2017 Author #105 Share Posted March 14, 2017 When I left off, we were sitting in the Atrium, drinking some liquid happiness. We finished our drink, and decided to go check out the upper decks. We walked around deck 11 and Serenity. This is looking down onto a nearly empty Lido deck: Nice tail! After we explored a little bit, we decided to go check and see if our room was ready, and it was. Ya’ll. Get ready for the most fascinating, interesting, and riveting photos ever to be posted on Cruise Critic. (Not really.) For my work on these, I fully expect to win an Oscar, a Grammy, a Pulitzer, and whatever award it is that they hand out for exceptional photos. Remember what I said about being cheap? Well, I had let Carnival choose our room this time because I think it saved us roughly 3 bucks. They put us on deck 9 (Lido), room 9208. We were about as far forward as you could get. We didn’t like this location at all. “Our” bar this cruise ended up being the Alchemy, which is aft. And at night after you’ve hit your Cheers goal of 15 drinks and are trying to make your way back to your room while being alternatively sober (thank you Kellyanne) crossing the entire ship can be a challenge. We usually stay on deck 2 mid, and will go back to that from now on. Anyway, here are those compelling photos I was telling you about. This is what an interior cabin, category 4C looks like: Check out that hot faux wood paneling! Yes, that is another FunShip in this picture. We may or may not have grabbed another drink before we headed to check out our room. Don't judge. You know those old books, "Where's Waldo"? Well, my version is "Where's the FunShip?" Looking toward the door: To be continued...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easyboy Posted March 15, 2017 #106 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Love your humor. Great photo shots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenGMa Posted March 15, 2017 #107 Share Posted March 15, 2017 You are a very entertaining! Loving your review! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillL Posted March 15, 2017 #108 Share Posted March 15, 2017 following - love the humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pghsteelerfan Posted March 15, 2017 #109 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I have to tell you...I am really, really enjoying this!!!! I love your sense of humor but am also enjoying your pictures. I'm going through withdrawal...cruise withdrawal, so it's always nice to have a good review to tide me over. Love the "Where's Waldo" and Funship Specials. Not judging, I tend to get one after another and never count. :o I noticed in your siggy that you were on Magic on 4/6/14...I think you were supposed to be in Grand Cayman with us later that week (4/10). We were on Liberty that same week and knew we were scheduled to be in port with Magic, but the port authority closed the main port and the back up, so both ships missed it. Thanks for taking the time to do a review and I'll definitely be following along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvtheBeach10 Posted March 15, 2017 #110 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Thanks for reading! Yes, the Freedom does staggered check-in. Our check-in time was 10:30. I believe the earliest is 10:00. Ok, thank you! I'll keep checking. Your review is cracking me up, please keep it going, the next 6 days on your cruise should be VERY entertaining!!! (y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMBB Posted March 15, 2017 #111 Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) To be continued..... How did you get a picture of me? This is me anytime I venture out of the arid safety of the mountains. Also, Hot Pockets is an all time fave comedy sketch. "Did I eat it or rub it on my face?" SaveSave Edited March 15, 2017 by LMBB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 16, 2017 Author #112 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Love your humor. Great photo shots! Thank you! Thanks for reading! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 16, 2017 Author #113 Share Posted March 16, 2017 You are a very entertaining! Loving your review! Thank you so much! Thanks for reading! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 16, 2017 Author #114 Share Posted March 16, 2017 following - love the humor! Thanks for reading! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 16, 2017 Author #115 Share Posted March 16, 2017 I have to tell you...I am really, really enjoying this!!!! I love your sense of humor but am also enjoying your pictures. I'm going through withdrawal...cruise withdrawal, so it's always nice to have a good review to tide me over. Love the "Where's Waldo" and Funship Specials. Not judging, I tend to get one after another and never count. :o I noticed in your siggy that you were on Magic on 4/6/14...I think you were supposed to be in Grand Cayman with us later that week (4/10). We were on Liberty that same week and knew we were scheduled to be in port with Magic, but the port authority closed the main port and the back up, so both ships missed it. Thanks for taking the time to do a review and I'll definitely be following along. Thank you for reading! I know all about cruise withdrawal! LOL And yes, that cruise was our very first, and we missed Grand Cayman. That day also happened to be our 15th wedding anniversary. We were disappointed, but we understood. We finally made it to GC on this cruise, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 16, 2017 Author #116 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Ok, thank you! I'll keep checking. Your review is cracking me up, please keep it going, the next 6 days on your cruise should be VERY entertaining!!! (y) Lol, thanks for sticking around to read this mess! :') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 17, 2017 Author #117 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Sorry for the delay in posting! When I left off, I was giving you a riveting tour of our cabin. Let’s continue. I hope ya’lls (spellcheck, please have several seats, because "ya'lls" is a word) hearts can handle the excitement of seeing these pictures. Cue the 70's p*rn music and smooth down your 'stache as I show you this bed pic: It seems to me that a lot of people complain about the lack of shelving space in the bathroom. Coming from someone who packs enough for several small villages and a couple of countries, I find the shelving to be adequate: This is where, every night, you wash off all the alcohol that you spilled on yourself as you approached your daily goal of 15 drinks. At least, that's what a friend of mine said.......: If you're like me and you bring your finest, most elegant jewelry from such upscale retailers like Claire's, Target, and Wal-Mart, then you'll probably want to protect your investment by utilizing the safe in your cabin. You never know when some shady b*&%$#s might bust in and rob you. So here's a pic of said safe: Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes my photo tour of our stateroom aboard the Carnival Freedom. To be continued....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumbo4Life Posted March 17, 2017 #118 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Ok, I'll join the crowd (not that I typically join crowds, I generally do the opposite), but you have me hooked, like a serial novel, I must stay tuned to see what the hero's get themselves into, and out of... Actually, that is not true, you had me with the sheep... Oh and by the way, we drove to Galveston from N. Texas, near Dallas, and Texas IS a VERY large state! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDangerpants Posted March 17, 2017 #119 Share Posted March 17, 2017 So entertaining. Can't wait to hear more about the Freedom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 18, 2017 Author #120 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Ok, I'll join the crowd (not that I typically join crowds, I generally do the opposite), but you have me hooked, like a serial novel, I must stay tuned to see what the hero's get themselves into, and out of... Actually, that is not true, you had me with the sheep... Oh and by the way, we drove to Galveston from N. Texas, near Dallas, and Texas IS a VERY large state! :) Lol, awesome! And, yes, that sheep IS glamour and style come to life! :D Thanks for reading! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelonqueen99 Posted March 18, 2017 Author #121 Share Posted March 18, 2017 So entertaining. Can't wait to hear more about the Freedom! Thank you for reading! Long day today, but more to come tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CimW Posted March 18, 2017 #122 Share Posted March 18, 2017 You are so funny. Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmberann Posted March 18, 2017 #123 Share Posted March 18, 2017 I'll be on her the 25th loving your review Sent from my SM-T350 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlyzmom Posted March 18, 2017 #124 Share Posted March 18, 2017 I'm truly enjoying this review! I am SO glad I found it. We were debating between Breeze and Freedom - leaning toward Freedom because of the itinerary. We've done the one of the Breeze SO many times and were looking for something new. I LOVE your sense of humor! Similar to mine. And t-shirts are my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbeer15 Posted March 18, 2017 #125 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Finally a review with my sense of humor. Can't wait to read the rest. You're my new idol!!! Sent from my iPhone using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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