Doug R. Posted March 31, 2018 #26 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Of course I was only kidding. You can see from my signature that I haven't even sailed. Just thought I could people a laugh. Sorry I missed the part of walking out of shows. LOL:cool: As well as arriving late for said show and making 20 people stand up while you found your seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BNBR Posted March 31, 2018 #27 Share Posted March 31, 2018 The funniest part of this post is the people who think it's serious. I'm losing faith in the ability of humanity to survive at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare BirdTravels Posted March 31, 2018 #28 Share Posted March 31, 2018 As well as arriving late for said show and making 20 people stand up while you found your seat. That's how you get the best seats. All of those who were holding "the best seats" for people that don't show up and give them up at show time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyke65 Posted March 31, 2018 #29 Share Posted March 31, 2018 I was smoking on my balcony, drinking a Pepsi, (read no coke)because they took the water I wanted to bring on board away when I boarded. I would have preferred a Rebellious Fish but I was too trashed, it being spring break and all, to go the bar. Well the butler walked in and told me I could not smoke on the balcony because my obnoxious neighbor could smell it, oh well. So I asked him if he would take my towel and at 6:00am put it on a pool chair right in front of the pool for me soI would have it when I woke at about 10:00. He refused. You guessed it no tip for him.(take that washy washy) Sums up about every third post on this board. Bravo & thanks for the chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inspiration100 Posted March 31, 2018 #30 Share Posted March 31, 2018 You nailed some good ones. You forgot the butler wouldn't bring you a Coke and only a Pepsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bostongal965 Posted March 31, 2018 #31 Share Posted March 31, 2018 I take it you are also an educator who hates children who sailed during spring break? You clearly need scolding in that and every other case. :D:D:D Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyh85 Posted March 31, 2018 #32 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Lol thanks for the laughs! Sent from my SM-G930W8 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb Nahoumi Posted March 31, 2018 #33 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Thanks for the laughter, OP. I almost choked on my coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheshefran Posted March 31, 2018 Author #34 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Thanks to all who enjoyed my humor and apologies to those I offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare BirdTravels Posted March 31, 2018 #35 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Thanks to all who enjoyed my humor and apologies to those I offended. But it was the truth, not humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psac Posted March 31, 2018 #36 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Best post ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyStar Posted March 31, 2018 #37 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Did he catch you hogging a pool chair while heading to the MDR in your shorts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forgotmyCCname Posted March 31, 2018 #38 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Did he catch you hogging a pool chair while heading to the MDR in your shorts? Bathrobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruise or Lose! Posted April 1, 2018 #39 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Thank you to those arrogant enough to assert their own natural superiority in every thread. I swear to God, Cruise Critic is really going downhill. Thank you, OP, for the levity. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizDemeanor Posted April 1, 2018 #40 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Thank you to those arrogant enough to assert their own natural superiority in every thread. I swear to God, Cruise Critic is really going downhill. Thank you, OP, for the levity. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Yeah for like a bunch of years now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwman Posted April 1, 2018 #41 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Seriously?????? What a joke. If I were your neighbor, I would have ensured you were fined every time you lit up and your room locked down for a deep clean. It would have been ship security, not your butler knocking at your door. Obviously a joke -- do not take life too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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