TTraub1250 Posted May 19, 2019 #1 Share Posted May 19, 2019 12 Pains of Cruising, sung to “ The 12 pains of Christmas”. The first pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is finding where I put that dam passport ! The second pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is taking off my belt and shoes for security and still setting off the alarms! Chorus: Such a pain to me …. That dam passport, taking off my belt & shoes and that dam security alarm! The third pain of cursing that is such a pain to me, is waiting for the elevator, oh I forgot my belt and wallet back at security! Chorus: Such a pain to me…. That dam passport, taking off my belt & shoes, that dam security alarm, waiting for the elevator, and Oh I forgot my belt and wallet back at security! The fourth pain of cursing that is such a pain to me, is my key card does not open the door! Chorus: Such a pain to me…. That dam passport, taking off my belt & shows and that dam security alarm, waiting for the elevator, and Oh I forgot my belt and wallet back at security, my key card does not open the door! The fifth pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is how do you turn on these dam lights in the cabin? Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah, The sixth pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is I left me key card in the light switch and now I am locked out! Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah, The seventh pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is waiting for my luggage which is lost ! Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah, The eight pain of cruising that such a pain to me is, waiting for the bartender with my deluxe drink… when I spent a fortune for the deluxe drink package! Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah, The ninth pain of cruising that such a pain to me is, finding an open table in windjammer and there is a little dog sitting in the seat! Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah, 10th Pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, some kids little toy floating in the French Onion soup ! Chours: Blah, Blah, Blah, 11th Pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, picking up my jelly filled donut to find some kid sucked out the jelly and put it back on the tray ! Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah, 12th Pain of cruising that is such a pain to me, is being hung over and missing the expensive excursion ! Chorus: Blah, Blah, Blah, This is called a vacation ! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted May 19, 2019 #2 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Bah Humbug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted May 19, 2019 #3 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Merry Christmas. 🎄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaTene Posted May 19, 2019 #4 Share Posted May 19, 2019 You speak for many of us!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taglovestocruise Posted May 20, 2019 #5 Share Posted May 20, 2019 I have seen a little dog sitting by it self in a chair at a table for two by the window in Windjammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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