Sailing on an Empty Ship

[TEXASMUNK]

Coming soon to a port near you!

 

Your own private Cruise Ship!!!

 

Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!"

 

Booze Policy? "I ain't going!"

 

No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!"

 

Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!"

 

Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!"

 

No lobster? "I ain't going!"

 

Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!"

 

Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff!

[TexCruise371]

Coming soon to a port near you!

 

Your own private Cruise Ship!!!

 

Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!"

 

Booze Policy? "I ain't going!"

 

No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!"

 

Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!"

 

Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!"

 

No lobster? "I ain't going!"

 

Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!"

 

Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff!

 

I'm going on that ship!:D

[Fury1995]

Not true. You'd will be surrounded by cheerleaders and first timers. That's ok with with me though.;)

[0ldog]

Hey Alexis I told you.................

[PamUK]

Do you have to pay a single occupancy supplement for that?:D

 

Loved the post, I'll definitely be booking for that cruise, a whole cruise without someone complaining about something - bliss!

 

Pam

[Lawrence22]

Oh somebody would complain about the lack of complainers!!

[SheriNtexas]

Coming soon to a port near you!

 

Your own private Cruise Ship!!!

 

Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!"

 

Booze Policy? "I ain't going!"

 

No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!"

 

Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!"

 

Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!"

 

No lobster? "I ain't going!"

 

Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!"

 

Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff!

 

 

Great post!! :D :cool:

[Emi's Mom]

Coming soon to a port near you!

 

Your own private Cruise Ship!!!

 

Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!"

 

Booze Policy? "I ain't going!"

 

No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!"

 

Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!"

 

Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!"

 

No lobster? "I ain't going!"

 

Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!"

 

Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff!

 

I'm happy they aren't going...then the rest of us can have a nice cruise :p

[Emi's Mom]

Oh somebody would complain about the lack of complainers!!

 

Probably would! Can keep 'em all happy!

[PamUK]

Maybe we could take it in turns to be 'Complainer of the Day' we could ensure the really important stuff that people complain about gets sorted, you know the stuff - the sun's too hot, it got dark too early........:rolleyes:

[realtreebar]

i get first dibs on balcony light complainers!!!

[donaldsc]

Don't forget no Heintz ketchup.

 

DON

[cruise_lover]

[quote=TEXASMUNK;12511761]Coming soon to a port near you!

 

Your own private Cruise Ship!!! WHERE, WHEN, SIGN ME UP

 

Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!" I COMMUTE - THE SHIP'S FUEL CHARGE WOULD BE CHEAPER THAN WHAT I PAY A MONTH COMMUTING.

 

Booze Policy? "I ain't going!" I CAN DO WITHOUT A GLASS A WINE EVERYNIGHT FOR ONE WEEK.

 

No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!" I'LL DO IT WHEN I GET HOME.

 

Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!" I DON'T SMOKE!

 

Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!" I'LL BE BY MYSELF - WHO CARES.

 

No lobster? "I ain't going!" - LOVE SHRIMP - HATE LOBSTER

 

Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!" AS LONG AS IT FLOATS WHO CARES HOW OLD IT IS. STILL YOUNGER THAN I AM.

 

Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff!

 

 

Thanks for your insite. I agree don't sweat the small stuff.

[TexCruise371]

Don't forget no Heintz ketchup.

 

DON

 

Wait a minute....No Heinz ketchup?:eek: OMG, I might have to reconsider

 

 

Nah....I don't use ketchup.