Ways to tell it's your last morning ....

[CorvetteLady]

All week I had been ordering hot chocolate, it would come in a nice pot and the waiter would pour it into my cup and there was always extra. Our last morning the waitress put the cup in front of me and the powder was still floating on the top! :D It was funny and we all knew our cruise was just about over.

 

Anyone else with a funny ending?

[JenDalessan]

Room service doesn't answer the phone on the last night....sniff

[bluefintuna]

The wake up call comes at 7, then you open the drapes and yep, we're at the pier and it doesn't produce any warm and fuzzys. It only gets worse.....bus to the airport (FLL) sat on the floor for hours waiting to go to the gate, let alone check in luggage. Hungry, but nothing to eat (oh, wait a minute, I do have a few pillow chocolates!) The monitor is cancelling flights every few minutes....now we're praying to get home before N.E. gets yet another snowstorm. Just another Jan. cruise adventure and well worth it, too.

[melika091900]

or they knock on your door and politely say ,

its time to go...

it was sooo depressing !!!

[mpk218]

I walk to the bathroom at night , Past the front door, and a 2 page bill sticks to my foot. Then I know:eek:

[MonaCK]

You try to get some food after 1:00 am, and are told just about everywhere that you can't. ;)

[NEW 2 CRUISIN]

You have no underwear to put on for the flight home...it was all in your suitcases!

 

:eek:

[bluefintuna]

Cruiseships: the only place in the world you pack up your possessions and throw them in the hall to be carted away by strangers. Whatsa matter with you people!

[BxHx561]

when you turn on your cellphone and have 138430 voicemails....welcome home!! :(

[Cosmopolitan]

I won't open my eyes, I won't get out of bed and when I do get up...I tie myself to the balcony;)

[silkhair1]

Yep the bill, the room service and the lack of clothes and toothbrush. All sad signs.

[heelfan94]

I left the cabin for a half second (okay, maybe longer) and came back to a guy on MY balcony with a water hose spraying off the side of the ship. Subtle hints work best with me. ;)

[Grandpaul]

You have no underwear to put on for the flight home...it was all in your suitcases!

 

:eek:

 

Or,as in my case, you packed your shoes away the night before. True story. Another way is while on Spring Break you hear the students trying to figure out how they are going to tell their parents about size of their tab.

[newmexicoNita]

you open the drapes and see luggage sailing down what looks like a huge vent...

[Baitman19]

You go out on your balcony with your coffee and watch the trash floating in the brown water. Yesterday, it was blue and clean.

[shark_bait]

You have no underwear to put on for the flight home...it was all in your suitcases!

 

:eek:

 

:D :D :D :D . I hate when that happens.

[jt1120]

Ways to tell it's your last morning? The announcements in your cabin at 7am! :eek:

[Maryfrei]

1. No eggs benedict on the breakfast menu.

 

2. While you are sleeping your faithful husband dutifully packs your debarking outfit in his luggage. You travel home in your nightgown, grateful that you didn't sleep in your birthday suit!:o

[Bennett'sCruise]

Come back to stateroom following a very brief breakfast at the buffet ... the steward down the hall says, "I've already made up the beds!" I go in and the beds are in a different configuration for the next pax to have OUR room! Siiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.........................

~d

[Lena B]

Our traveling companions were leaving the ship behind a mother and her little boy. The mother was saying "Daniel, nyeh nyeh nyeh, Daniel don't do this, Daniel, don't do that, Daniel nag, nag, nag" the whole way.

 

Tommy walked up behind this poor beleagered little boy and said "Daniel, the cruise is over."

 

This has become our cruising catch-phrase. Especially funny because my husband's name is Daniel.

[JPV072900]

Let's see...

 

1. You get that terrified feeling in the pit of your stomach as you're opening the envelope to your onboard account statement not knowing how bad the damage is.

 

2. All of a sudden, those pants that you're wearing that fit fine on day 1 are suddenly too hard to button!

 

3. That feeling in your stomach doesn't go away because of all the heartburn that's about to catch up with you from all the fine dining and the change of not having it anymore!

 

The only thing that can save you from that sad last morning feeling is booking another cruise and starting another countdown!!!

[The Nice Family]

You disembark, head to the coffee shop next to the cruise terminal, grab a coffee and muffin and someone actually puts their hand out for, GASP, cash!!!!

[mbisson]

How to tell it's the last day of the cruise?

 

Easy-I lock myself in the bathroom and when anyone knocks I yell "I'M NOT EVER COMING OUT!" ;)

[Debbie in Orlando]

You disembark, head to the coffee shop next to the cruise terminal, grab a coffee and muffin and someone actually puts their hand out for, GASP, cash!!!!

 

That's always been mine too. That first lunch on the way back to Orlando and for some reason they expect you to come up with MONEY!!!! LOL

[The Nice Family]

That's always been mine too. That first lunch on the way back to Orlando and for some reason they expect you to come up with MONEY!!!! LOL

 

Yeah, they don't present you with a leather-bound menu and a choice of 5 courses either! Go figure :eek: . Boo hoo, I need to book another cruise quick - this thread's starting to get me down . . .