wrp96 Posted July 17, 2008 #51 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Does anybody remember the time I had a newbie convinced that if there was an extra berth in their room that was where the onboard entertainers would sleep?:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue L Posted July 17, 2008 #52 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Does anybody remember the time I had a newbie convinced that if there was an extra berth in their room that was where the onboard entertainers would sleep?:p I remember that, it was a great thread. hehehehhe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Booper Posted July 17, 2008 #53 Share Posted July 17, 2008 So Wrona moved from Alaska to Arkansas. How long will it take her to get to Wyoming? and when did she move from Alabama to Alaska? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefly333 Posted July 17, 2008 #54 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Im so tired of the joke about the escalator that carries people from fore to aft, that when they start on those jokes, I try to shut them out. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! sorry, thats my reaction to hearing them each cruise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bell Ringer Posted July 17, 2008 #55 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Last year on our cruise to Bermuda, this lady kept asking the captain ( at the question and answer session) "What states have we passed through to get to Bermuda?" :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAHockeymom Posted July 17, 2008 #56 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Last year on our cruise to Bermuda, this lady kept asking the captain ( at the question and answer session) "What states have we passed through to get to Bermuda?" :eek: Oh Yikes! Where's Jay Leno when you need him!??!! Those kinds of questions tell me that our public school system really needs to be teaching more geography! Holy cow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suziehmkr Posted July 17, 2008 #57 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Oh Yikes! Where's Jay Leno when you need him!??!! Those kinds of questions tell me that our public school system really needs to be teaching more geography! Holy cow! Maybe he needs to do his next JayWalk on a cruise ship! :p :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAHockeymom Posted July 17, 2008 #58 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Maybe he needs to do his next JayWalk on a cruise ship! :p :D I agree! Email the show and recommend that...it would by hysterical to have him be a guest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmpressofPurple Posted July 17, 2008 #59 Share Posted July 17, 2008 "Yesterday I rode the Tuesday elevator, and this morning I was lucky enough to catch the Wednesday elevator. Where are the elevators for the other days of the week?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driftingaway2017 Posted July 17, 2008 #60 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Do you have cruises to Las Vegas? :) Can I fish off the side of the ship? If I rent a car in one port, can I return it in the next? How long will the 30 minute massage take? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Commodore Posted July 17, 2008 #61 Share Posted July 17, 2008 One of my all time fav's..... "What do they do with the ice carvings after they melt??????":D Warren and Yvonne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merion_Mom Posted July 17, 2008 Author #62 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Does anybody remember the time I had a newbie convinced that if there was an extra berth in their room that was where the onboard entertainers would sleep?:p Wasn't that poor CKRobyn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FitzLA Posted July 17, 2008 #63 Share Posted July 17, 2008 One of my all time fav's..... "What do they do with the ice carvings after they melt??????":D Warren and Yvonne You've got to me kidding me? Really? Someone asked this? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merion_Mom Posted July 17, 2008 Author #64 Share Posted July 17, 2008 You've got to me kidding me? Really? Someone asked this? :eek: Tim, that really IS one of the "top 10". :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilda Posted July 17, 2008 #65 Share Posted July 17, 2008 "Yesterday I rode the Tuesday elevator, and this morning I was lucky enough to catch the Wednesday elevator. Where are the elevators for the other days of the week?" Now that's funny:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefly333 Posted July 17, 2008 #66 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Can I fish off the side of the ship? Iv seen this question on CC numerous times. Also, can a fly a kite off the back of the ship from my balcony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suziehmkr Posted July 17, 2008 #67 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Iv seen this question on CC numerous times. Also, can a fly a kite off the back of the ship from my balcony. And "Will my balcony table have an umbrella for shade?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAHockeymom Posted July 17, 2008 #68 Share Posted July 17, 2008 And "Will my balcony table have an umbrella for shade?" Wait! If the wind caught all those umbrellas, it could slow the ship down! Or worse, wind on only one side would make us sail in circles! Hee hee hee:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmf123 Posted July 17, 2008 #69 Share Posted July 17, 2008 "Yesterday I rode the Tuesday elevator, and this morning I was lucky enough to catch the Wednesday elevator. Where are the elevators for the other days of the week?" A friend (on a Princess cruise to Hawaii) told me that a passenger ran by her during the cruise, saying "I have to catch a 7:30 elevator!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrp96 Posted July 17, 2008 #70 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Wasn't that poor CKRobyn? No she was the one someone got over soap. No this was an innocent thread about "What happens if there is an extra berth in my room?" And I was in a joking mood and answered. Next time I looked, not only did I have the OP believing me but several other newbies. OOPS!! Don't think that poster ever believed anything else I said after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrp96 Posted July 17, 2008 #71 Share Posted July 17, 2008 "I booked an oceanview room but I only have a view of the parking lot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwalaska Posted July 17, 2008 #72 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Do you have cruises to Las Vegas? :) Can I fish off the side of the ship? If I rent a car in one port, can I return it in the next? How long will the 30 minute massage take? That last one isn't as funny as the rest because the 30 minute massage actually includes about 20 minutes of massage and about 10 minutes of product sales on some ships, or if you get lucky and get close to 30 minutes of massage, you stay longer for the sales pitch. I am enjoying reading all of these and laughing. My son's favorite was "What elevation are we at?" There were a couple that being the overly analytic kid that he is, he said, "I can see where that could confuse someone?".:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattyG12 Posted July 17, 2008 #73 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I think someone needs to sent the whole list to the CDs at RC so maybe the top 10 could change from cruise to cruise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphakitty Posted July 17, 2008 #74 Share Posted July 17, 2008 The Ten Questions: 1. Is the water in the toilet saltwater or freshwater? The classic answer to this one is: I don't know for two reasons...#1 and #2. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suziehmkr Posted July 17, 2008 #75 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I have also seen the question... Do inside cabins have windows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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